If it helps anyone feel better, I once was trying to walk home when a drunken fool started grabbing me and saying I was "for him". Crossing the street in all four directions didn't shake him. I waved at a passing cab, asked for help because that guy was following me and assaulting me, and the cab driver drove me…

A drunk, shirtless stranger holding a beer once started rubbing my back out of nowhere. He asked me why I was tense, I said, "I'm only 16". I was scared to death. He laughed and said, "Since when does THAT matter?"

I dunno, tell me how my 15-year-old high school freshman niece met her 22-year-old ex-con drug dealer boyfriend.

Wow, John Goodman has AGED! He's one of those famous people that everyone just has to like, sort of like Woody Harrelson. They're just unhateable guys. I'm glad he's still going, though.

It's a gossip site, dude.

Why do people love to use Jezebel (ONE website) as an excuse to bash feminists and to discount rape victims?

I GUARANTEE you this fool would be the first to lynch Casey Anthony.

Because "not guilty due to lack of evidence" is TOTES the same as "lying", amirite? High five, bro!

From where do you get this information about feminists?

That's been my issue, being a Steelers fan.

At 16, my infant nephew would get called mine quite often. I looked 12. Very weird.

That's strange. I'm undeniably white (redhead), and I get called "Mom" and "Mommy" by strangers every single time I'm out with my Filipino/Hawaiian/Caucasian great-nephew. He got all the other genes and doesn't look white at all.

Wait, so the unnecessary extra guy just runs up and kicks him in the head like a tantrum-throwing three-year-old? And after they realize he's diabetic, they keep him cuffed? And they repeatedly ask, "Is anybody hurt? (Ask the dude on the ground!)"

BWAHAHAHAHA

Someone direct me to the obligatory angry MRA misandry squalls.

Yes, and that is what feminism is about. You're preaching to the choir.

This is old stuff, you need some new material.

There also "ludicrous" spelled "ludacris." I also saw someone online call himself a "pre-Madonna."

There is absolutely NOTHING undesirable about your dimensions.

The heading doesn't say that.