I am so guilty of asking people to "Tell me a story". I think it's because I talk a lot (a lot) and realize that the other person hasn't said anything for ages.

I have described myself since forever ago as a potato face, with a lump of mashed potatoes for a nose. I'm have blonde eyebrows and eyelashes, and am extremely pale but with the added bonus of freckles! I have to smear on the spackle just to have features.

I went on vacation a couple of years ago with my mom. The first night in our hotel, she and I were looking around and she looks at me and says "I bet this place has bed bugs". This was at the height of the bed bug invasion stories, and I just figured she was being paranoid. The hotel wasn't the nicest, but it wasn't…

My Westie was racist. It was super embarrassing. We would take him on walks, and he would be just fine, prancing his way along the street smiling at everyone we passed. Until we passed someone who was black. Then it was bark, bark, bark. I actually had one guy comment on it saying "I thought dogs were supposed to be…

To be fair to Desiree, I would have a hard time coming up with 25 variations of "GOOBER"

I have no kids, so only have the experiences of the births of my nephews to judge.

Right? By the time I started paying attention to the NASCAR that was in the background, Dick Trickle was no longer racing regularly, but often enough to be mentioned. I had to control my juvenile laughter every.single.time. his name was mentioned because I didn't want to explain to my parents why I - an 11 year old…

Do they have a card for an emotionally abusive and twisted grandmother? My mom has the hardest time finding a card for her mom every mother's day.

I generally sleep pretty well - once I get to sleep. It has always taken me at least an hour to go to sleep once I'm in bed. I have to sleep with the tv on at a low volume (it's on a timer, so it turns off around 3am - it doesn't stay on all night). Having the room be iceberg cold helps me sleep as well. If it's too…

And after you've failed miserably at climbing the rope - it's time for chin-ups!

In the late 80's (when I was around 6-7) my mom got on the mailing list for Fredrick's of Hollywood (It was an accident (fingers in ears*lalalalalallala*)) I spent so much time going through that catalogue wondering why these women were wearing such weird clothes and where they would wear them to.

Right? I actually defended Kim Kardashian the other day. Defended her! It felt like my world was falling in.

People watching in airports in about the only highlight of airline travel there is left.

I was watching Mark Cuban on the Tonight Show with my parents last night. I said that I found the guy gross, but couldn't really explain why. After watching his interview, my parents agreed with me. As for his 'feud' with Trump, it's just two repulsive people fighting with each other. Team Neither.

I can see how some might think he's hot. From some angles he is. But for the most part he has ferret face.

I've heard it is "grAy" in America and "grEy" in England. That's how I keep the spellings straight.

I've used the Keratin (brown bottle) and the Argan oil (blue bottle) from Organix. I don't know if it will help with your hair falling out and receding hairline, but the products themselves are good - especially for the price and for what you normally buy at drugstores. The line does use good ingredients and are…

The pill was never actually suggested as an option, no form of BC was. I had no cysts (still don't as far as I know), just skipped periods and then weirdly light ones. My doc was convinced there was a pregnancy, and wouldn't take my word for it that it wasn't possible unless I was an amoeba that could spawn on my own,…

I went to my doctor asking him about the possibility of me having PCOS because of some irregular periods, along with the fact that I.can't.lose.weight. He looked at me and said "You don't have PCOS. One of the main symptoms is facial hair. You are the type of girl that would be running in here the first time a stray…