I was left alone for short periods of time in the car. I survived. Such short periods were when getting gas, it was easier for my mom to run in a pay than unbuckle an oftentimes uncooperative 4- (let’s be honest here) 11 year old spaceystacey just to have her wait in line and buckle me back in. Same with running into…

Bomer is a gift to everyone.

Friend of mine’s dad is also a long haul trucker and had a 10 YEAR affair with a woman at the end point (?) of the run. Ended up with a kid and everything. Friend didn’t know about her half-sibling until a couple years after the affair ended - the mom found out (after 10 YEARS!) and made the dad choose. He chose to…

Same with my sister and me. Closest we come to talking about sex? My sister tells me she and her husband are having a baby. Then we kind of pretend it’s a stork baby for the next few months.

Seriously. I was with her up until the end where she started kissing Paul’s ass about how she *knew* he wasn’t sexist, those horrible other people calling out his sexism are the REAL sexists. That’s when I turned off the video and realized I willingly watched 12 minutes of Megyn Kelly and Rand Paul.

I used to get Smart Chicken brand all the time. The price was worth it for no popping (I found the same thing - Tyson pops like CRAZY, other store brands/local brands, popping. Smart Chicken, none). For some reason it’s not sold where I live now :( So my solution now is to just pound the shit out of any chicken that…

I have complained about this for YEARS and no one believes me about it. It even happens to chicken that is served at home and it completely grosses me out. It seems to only happen to me, and it doesn’t matter if it’s the first bite or not, when the chicken pops I’m done. It’s even become a joke with my dad, if we’re…

As someone who always gets that weird piece of chicken that “pops” when you bite it, your chicken vein has my stomach flipping.

Or even have it with a free range hunt where the kids can keep as many eggs as *they* find (no adult helpers) but have it be supervised by an adult. One kid tramples another kid? They lose an egg.

When I was looking for a cat to adopt, I ran into a shelter that required you to adopt two at a time as well. That just made me scratch that shelter off my list. Because as much as I would love to own multiple cats, I can realistically only handle one.

Mmmmm, Russell Wilson.

Oh I was done. Never contacted him again after that. My guess though is he was a 'slight' * alcoholic and things "sometimes" slipped his mind. Plus an asshole.

I had been seeing this guy for a few months. On our last date, I mentioned that my birthday was the next weekend. (Not in a big "I expect a surprise party AND a diamond ring way. Just as a FYI.) Dude immediately gets all excited and says that he HAS to take me out for my birthday. He starts working out the details,…

I hate the paleo diet so much. Around 90% of my Facebook friends are on it, so that's what the majority of my newsfeed consists of. Mixed in with posts of "I miss bread, but it's POISON!!!!!111!!!! so I'm going to eat this HEALTHY!PALEO!COCONUT TORTILLA!!!!"

Way back when, I got a bundle set of Sim games that included Sim Tower, Sim Copter, Sim Safari, and a couple others (maybe an old school version of Sim City?). I found the stack recently, somehow I kept the discs through like 5 moves and multiple new computers. Seeing that screenshot, I'm tempted to dig out the discs…

As long as the show still finds a way to work in a shirtless Joel McHale every once in awhile, I'll keep watching.

Same way Arrested Development is now a Netflix Original.

Honestly a coin flip seem too complicated for this guy. I can picture him going "eeny meeny miny moe" though.

So many chemicals on and in that face.