spacevomick
Shitlord von Cuckstain
spacevomick

You know, I don’t have particular feelings about you one way or the other--sometimes you say stuff I agree with, sometimes you say stuff I really don’t, mostly you’re just another commenter. But it might serve you to consider why multiple women don’t want you in this women’s space and to attend to their

I’m just curious if tonight’s thread will be accompanied by more pictures of his Swiss Army knife.

Jesus Christ. Go rub one out like a normal person.

BUILD THE GUNS KEEP THE WALL SECOND IDEOLOGICAL TEST AMENDMENT GUNS DON’T KILL PEOPLE MUSLIM MEXICAN RAPIST SECOND AMENDMENT

I’m an NPR nerd. Love Terry Gross. In terms of annoying voices, Ira Glass and Garrison Keiller are the worst, and yes I hate Tom Ashbrook, not so much for his voice, but he’s a terrible interviewer and presenter.

since this is a pissing contest after all I’m going to one-up you.*

Wait. I can’t tell...

Story one: I was raised by a single mom, except for about 6 months when I was 11 and my “father” lived with us. One night, through my bedroom wall, I heard strange noises. I go to investigate, open the door to my mother’s room, and see her riding him. Thankfully she was wearing a black lingerie thing.

Honestly I don’t remember because I immediately stated drinking afterward to try to wipe it out. I don’t know if it makes it better or worse but he was for sure trying to text a woman he was having an affair with. He wasn’t married at the time, but she was. He loved to talk about his girlfriend, who was also at one

I can never watch Netflix at my parents house because of the “continue watching” list. Like, Dad, you know we can all see this and it makes us all want to die, right?

None of this has anything to do with the internet but it’s all fucked up, kind of. And one portion of this was not seen with mine own eyes, but my eldest brother’s.

there actually is more to this, and its actually way worse, though really, mostly for me, and its related to the timeline.

I had a friend move in with me ostensibly because she decided not to buy a house that she was leasing with an option. When she moved out of my house (some 2+ years later) I found a letter from a real estate company saying that she had voided her house sitting arrangement by failing to keep the house in a showable

The problem is that it’s fucked up to tell people but it’s also impossible to keep something like that to yourself.

I went to my then girlfriend’s parent’s house for dinner. After the meal I went to find a restroom. I walked down the hall and nearly into the open door of the bathroom where her mom was taking a dump on the toilet. Mortified, I quickly turned around, unsure if she had seen me, and continued down the hall. It was a

Heat like that basically makes the metal parts worthless. Everything warps and loses its structural integrity. There’s not much on that car that would be even half way functional if a salvage was attempted.

calm down... a Ferrari might catch fire from all that shouting!

It’s just going so fast it has decreased it’s length significantly.