Hey, he’s giving me ideas. I’m also not one of those other two people, maybe I should run? I have policies, probably. Maybe some of them are even not bad ideas, who knows, it doesn’t matter.

At least the owners will still have a toilet seat for their pissing contests...

Being asked to leave a university because you broke the code of conduct is not unique to sexual assault. You can be expelled for grades or stalking or academic misconduct or violence or or or or. Follow the rules, ask for and obtain ongoing consent, don’t fuck people who are drunk and you’ll be fine. It’s really not…

He is a creeper 24/7. We just haven’t heard everything yet. I am sure more shit will be found out soon enough.

I am so flummoxed by this. I mean, kudos to NBC for realizing the problem and making the cut, but hoo boy how did it get in there in the first place? How did it get so far as to make it into the rough cut of the pilot?

“Alice in Ghettoland”

This current generation of cops is a lost cause, though, and I want them interacting with American civilians as little as possible. Traffic citations and the like need to be automated and sent through the mail; instead of bench warrants resulting in unnecessary deaths or injuries during arrests, unpaid fees need to be…

Isn’t it great how right-wing States Rights fetishists would support the Federal Government imposing a vast and invasive law on every state?

I may not look like it but I actually love compliments and being flirted with. Lots of gals do. I sure wish I got the kind of attention I used to get, that’s for sure. I mean, I was an idiot, that much is true, but still, good times.

I think everyone has left, bro. I gotta lock up now. You need a cab or something?

Don’t do anything to artificially manipulate interest.

Query: “I would bust that pussy.”

Melania gives a lot of familiar speeches. I’m sure it’s just a coincidence, tho.

Found the stance kid

She’s got a nice giggle and she can clearly be talked into questionable acts.

Lighten up Francis.

I think we can all safely agree that you mixed up Clinton with Trump, especially in light of today’s revelations, and that there have been no substantiated claims about the Clinton Foundation.

I don’t care if she’s crazy and a thief. I still totally would.

I’m almost tempted to text my mother in law and thank her for keeping her hatred of me just within the extended family. Shannon is high maintenance and that no doubt turns people immediately off if they don’t bother to dig a little deeper but there’s no way that this isn’t all on the mother in law so Team Shannon for…