There’s the hot take

Most of all, I can’t believe Karl never got himself a proper eyepatch.

Keanu, or Count Orlok as he used to be called, is much older than 53.

I want to contribute to this discussion, but the only anime I’ve been watching in recent years have all been adaptations of really shitty light novels that either feature Joe Regular Bro somehow landing in another world and becoming the baddest thing on the planet with no hard work or training, or Joe Every Bro…

“until Michael B. Jordan starts talking about Sword Art Online or shows up to a red carpet event with his Chobits body pillow”

You and I will be having words in two weeks! The Rocketeer rules.

the scene in Spider-Man when Spidey beats his grandfather’s killer.

That’s also the climax of Donkey Kong.

You’ve got it all backwards! The Penis is evil! The Penis shoots Seeds, and makes new Life to poison the Earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the Gun shoots Death and purifies the Earth of the filth of Brutals. 

The media does not ‘cause violence’ but it does put forward a subconscious worldview where violence becomes an acceptable option. I recall back a dozen or more years ago the Pentagon was compelled to visit the set of ‘24' and ask the show runners to please tone down the frickin’ torture. Because they were having to…

Why would you want Barron to kill Melania’s personal trainer?

I don’t think the Soul Stone is in Wakanda. I think it will be missing until the third act of Avengers 4, after Thanos has collected all of the other Infinity Stones, and the Avengers are scrambling to find the last one before he can. At some point, Tony Stark will freak out, screaming, “If it’s not in Wakanda, where…

So the font on this looks like when you open someone elses project your computer and you don’t have the font they used so your program just decides to pick whatever it wants.

Man, Hasbro having its own crowdfunding site for Star Wars toys really doesn’t get what people crowdfund for, and it initially seems borderline offensive, especially because the only reason they CAN do this is that they’re the only toy company Disney will allow to do it. I mean, when you’re a publicly traded company,…

Wow you are so cool!!! Zero comic books! I bet you drive a trans-am and get to touch boobies all the time. You are so much greater then all is basement dwelling troglodytes. Can we be your friend!!!

We’ve got a Disgruntled Precious Nerd over here.

She cook an egg with a spoon! Amelie!

Thank you for the most AV-Club comment I’ve seen in weeks. I appreciate it’s succinctness, too.

I can’t wait for the scene where he doesn’t know how to change the baby’s diaper, so he just lets the baby go naked and it poops all over the floor.

That museum sequence is bizarre.