zack is the worst final fantasy character by a considerable margin, so any death for him is welcome. hope he slips getting out of the shower

Chocobo breeding returns in Rebirth

maybe cut back on the sugar

truly an execrable pair of episodes, after a breath of fresh air in Andor, Dave Filoni’s Content Deathmarch continues apace

no fucking shit lmao 

no it wouldn’t

lmao io9 writing 50,000 words in response to a tweet, site’s washed

yeah i for one am fucking sick of people having to spend so much time creating art, get the robots to do that so that humans can do the more important work of sucking the robots off on internet forums

“I was obviously wrong and called out for it, but that actually proves that I'm right, if you think about it"

It seems as though a 100% completion rate gets you a cooler ending, which makes a lot of sense to me

Shut the fuck up, come up with ideas about things on your own without outsourcing it to the most boring redditors on the internet

I really get the feeling that you and other kotaku writers just don't want to admit that your tastes include material that could be considered potentially problematic, so you just work backwards to concoct a post-facto argument for why any given show or game is based, actually, and is really feminist (or progressive,…

The guys who made Strider made a similar sidescolling kick-em-up called Osman that was set in some sort of high-tech cyberpunk future Iran. Being Japanese developers in the mid-90s, I doubt it's particularly faithful to Iranian life though.

“Adult gamers” fucking hysterical. If you think “adult gamer” is a descriptor that you meaningfully connect with, then you should be embarrassed by literally everything about your life regardless of how many sad dad zombie shooters there are

Its really funny that that is common received wisdom at this point because the story is incredibly well-trodden zombie movie cliche. At best, it matches the heights of a 6.5/10 zombie flick that might have come out circa 2009, and since the “serious dramatic story” is done entirely in cutscenes it can’t be reasonably…

not the way it’s living rent free in our heads the way it understood the assignment on god no cap frfr it’s giving kingo and we are Here For It! 

hey, can you do me a favor and never post again, thanks

No, that wasn’t the point you were trying to make

This is a good comment, but I have to point out that the song that accompanies the scene you're talking about is *not* funerary. It's actually a wedding song 

I truly believe, from the bottom of my soul, that anybody who makes any effort to legitimize NFTs or crypto in any way, from the lowliest Jezebel writer, to the most aged and irrelevant pop star, commits a mortal sin against the planet and nothing done against them in retaliation can be morally wrong or…