“Man, I’m just so tired of all these Star Wars...”

I despise Kix, specifically because when I was a kid in the ‘80s the commercials made it look so awesome, and I finally managed to convince my mom to buy a box, and then I tried it and it was the blandest fucking thing I had ever eaten. So I’ve had an unreasonably bitter grudge against it ever since. DOWN WITH KIX!

AND THEY’RE RUINING THE ECONOMY THAT BOOMERS LOVINGLY NURTURED, LIKE THE GOOD STEWARDS THAT BOOMERS ARE

FUN FACT: many people in the gaming community are really, really stupid.

Metroid is a pretty cool guy, kills aliens and doesn’t afraid of anything.

Because others like an artist more than I do, I want that artist destroyed!

Oh no, S4 was SO BAD by the end, you shouldn’t even watch it unless you’re a masochist — a failure I’m not sure anyone could have anticipated when this sparkling, charismatic, great-looking show premiered back in 2010. This video is a bit long, but makes many good points about why the show is ultimately so terrible…

I used to use a ridiculous bag to perfect my movie-watching experience, Sam Barsanti, but then your mom got dentures OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Atlas grunts]

It worked on Galaxy Quest because all of the other characters hated his character.

While no newspaper legacy strip continues to have even a sliver of whatever cultural relevancy they may have contained when first drafted, Beetle Bailey in particular felt completely vestigal given our 17 years of ongoing perpetual war. None of the character types, cliches or tropes seemed even slightly insightful in…

What a huge gulf in talent between those two.

I want to go to each of these fuckin’ crybabies’ houses individually and break one of their pinky fingers so they learn what it actually feels like when someone wrongs them.

What about people who keep them for the final boss fight but then don’t even use them for the final boss fight? That’s me.

The idea that it took you until Rogue One to figure out the Death Star moved through hyperspace is mind boggling to me. How do you think it got from Alderaan to Yavin in Star Wars?

This is good Kinja.

I’d say the first 20 games or so with this premise had a chance of being funny; the 20,000 of them that followed, not so much

I doubt I’d spend time watching it, but that’s a damn good title, right up there with Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia and Kill Them All And Come Back Alone.

Why would you expect a medical droid to know anything about basic anatomy? That would have been far too unbelievable.