That’s weird. They did have the same target audience.

Just wait until the third movie, which takes place in Canada, where muggles are called “Those People Who Can’t Use Magic Because You Have to be Born With Magic and They Were Not Born With It, Unlike Popular Magical Hero Harry Potter, Who You Have Never Heard of Because It Is the 1920's Currently and He Will Not Be…

Rowling was a once struggling young artist who now has legions of followers devoted to her teachings that some people are better than others.

“Luke held out the highest optimism that Vader could be redeemed and received the positive reinforcement that he was correct.”

This has got to be the biggest get in Random Roles history, right?

*pours one out for Manimal*

It was probably a huge relief to Hope, knowing in retrospect that every time her father seemed weirdly obsessed with the exact size of her bust, he was just designing a form-fitting superhero uniform for her.

I mean, if it’s doing this, or posting weird antivaxxer shit/defending Woody Allen/posting chemtrail conspiracy theories for most white male celebrities over 40 on Twitter, I’ll take this

I don’t think it makes people cool when they’re billionaires

Do remember that Japan finds “boy accidentally sees girl’s panties, girl punches him into the stratosphere” to be one of the funniest jokes ever.

God that Luke milk thing is one of the my favorite things in any movie ever. The look on his face when he drinks it, oh my god I die thinking about it. So much gumption.

I used to really love talking about Star Wars until some asshats decided that it had to be more than just a fun series. Fucking reddit asshole fanboys

I’m glad there’s finally a dude willing to be the arbiter of when women can feel like a guy acted inappropriately.

Time’s Up was announced January 1.

Holy shit, do people ever get tired of making this weaselly-ass comment?

Oh for Christ’s sake. Can we stop for 5 fucking minutes with all the purity tests and eating our own?

Would a stock answer from his PR guy have made you feel good? Seriously. Is a canned answer that’s guaranteed to hit all the right points better than a muddled, off-the-cuff answer?

To be fair, everyone in attendance, women and men alike, were asked or required to where a #TimesUp lapel with little or no explanation of what exactly it was, considering the buzz tag has only been in existence for what, a couple weeks? It’s not like wearing a yellow or pink ribbon in support of the troops or breast…

Back in the days of VHS, my dad owned two VCRs and one of those de-crypter boxes, and was very proud of his ability to make decent copies of videos for people. Heading off to college, I gave him a list, including “Blade Runner”. As it was copying, he asked what sort of movie it was, and asked if it had any ‘adult’…