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There's been a couple situations in the last few years where I hadn't finished a certain RPG for years and I never looked at spoilers for it because i thought I might eventually get back to the game and finally finish it and when I finally did, the ending of the story was so perfunctory and lame that i should have

on the one hand, this woman is an annoying, entitled harpy and she shouldn’t be given any kind of sympathy or credibility.

i never got very far in x-2 (had a scratched disc that froze in a story-mandatory cutscene) but i do remember the battle system allowed me to stunlock an early golem boss without any effort

makes you wonder if this was just a way to streamline the npc development process or if there was at one point a feature that allowed users to import a mii into the game

there is literally no way this twitter drama is going to influence jeopardy in any way. if he isn’t the host, then it has nothing to do with this shit that only the terminally online know or care about

believe it or not, some famous people still value their own privacy and making no public appearances for two months isn’t uncommon. even more so when most people probably recognized his mask more than his face

lol they literally explain every new term exhaustively throughout the opening chapters, if you don’t understand then you’re skipping cutscenes lmao

do you think politics might influence games or vice-versa or something?

the only true leftists are queer bipoc who wear sackcloth and have no names or family members, anybody else is a larping liberal bernie bro dirtbag leftist grifter soyboy cuck. if you have any kind of influence and use that to advance a leftist worldview, or if advancing a leftist worldview grants you any kind of

it was obviously an autorunner when it was originally announced, when mcmillan was still part of the team

people are capable of perceiving whether they think a movie is good or not

embarrassing to admit

one of the weird gimmicks about this game is the way leveling up works, though. it’s been years since i played it, but from what i recall, every area in the game imposes some sort of level cap, wherein you’ll gain exp steadily until you reach an arbitrary point, after which you will only gain like 1 exp from then on,

if anything, it’s pretty hilarious that they felt it was necessary like three days into the pandemic. like, looking back after months of it, it’s absurd that these celebrities felt like they had to try to keep society from falling apart after less than a week of lockdown

EMERGENCY UPDATE: Kevin Spacey has released his annual creepy holiday villain video, so this list will have to be updated accordingly

things like that will forever justify twitter in my eyes. even when 100 irrelevant dramamongering pissing matches happen on that site in a single day, it’s all worth it when somebody posts something so mindbogglingly stupid everyone comes together to laugh at it

henry ford actually achieved things though

i think the point of that entry was that “tactics RPG meets visual novel” is a pretty well-worn mashup at this point, but still worth checking out

that’s io9 for ya