they were fuck-awful in the prequels, comments like this are how i’ve come to realize that either io9 readers, star wars fans, or (most likely) both are predominantly dipshit manchildren who have never consumed a story that didn’t have a burger king kid’s meal tie-in

if you cut out all the star wars cruft from rogue one, it is a nothing movie. there are no characters to give a shit about, everyone is entirely one-note, the only reason anything has any weight is because it assumes you remember things from a 1977 movie.

i’m going back to college to study neurosurgery so that i can figure out which part of my stupid lizard brain keeps caring about star wars and burn it out with a white-hot piece of wire

I hope I get to give him a cupcake!!

that was a good thing about that movie, what are you talking about?

I think i can count on one hand the number of times my ps4 has bluescreened in-game, and I dont think any game has done so more than once. I don’t think wanting a game to not do that is having too high standards

that’s weird, the most half-assed take i’ve ever seen was “🥺🥺woe is me i’m just not intewested in youw opinions about cybewpunk🥺🥺🥺”

it’s fucked up that they keep putting guns to your head and forcing you to read them then

if you seriously can’t grasp why it’s cool to be in a green target, then your soul is profoundly rotten and you’ll never find the nourishing love your heart desires

i was able to play through it thanks to a few friends/cousins with the requisite supplies. it was...fine

based on the trailer, meteor seems to be a stage event for his new stage, the Planet’s Core. assuming anything means anything anymore, his final smash seems to be him turning into his final boss form that we see at the very end of the trailer

took ‘em a couple years, but there’s finally a smash dlc character i’m legitimately hyped for

yes, mortals die, stop acting like this is a betrayal, fucks sake you virgins like a single character and then act like its a war crime if she isn’t shoehorned into every product

as an adult, i’m really wondering...how do you people function? you apparently go through life just absolutely creatively destitute and the only things that actually seem to stimulate you are things that remind you of what you liked when you were a child. why are you people afraid of growth? why do you choose to live…

man, just straight-up kill me. it took less than a year for mandalorian to turn from something mildly fun and stand-alone into shameless brand extension and cross-promotion, so i really can’t wait for star wars to just become a tangled mess of cw shows all referencing each other without being fun for anybody who…

this could be you but you playin

this could be you but you playin

inducing a potentially deadly brain spasm in myself for twitter clout, gonna get rich off this, can’t wait

it’s almost as though this is an inherently cowardly show that is uninterested in “stories” or “characters” and only cares about making fanboys Recognize the Thing. Of course they were gonna bring back the action figure man, and of course they were gonna make him act like the action figure, because to do anything more…