This is why the whole “Hyrule Warriors is a MUST PLAY for Zelda diehards” thing has never felt right. Pound-for-pound, I don’t think there’s any pop culture to have influenced me more than the Zelda franchise (the only close competitors are Star Wars and, i dunno, the concept of christianity), I’ve been playing and…

good god the comments are wretched. i know everyone always says every new comment system on this site is a step down from the last one, but at least somewhere down the line people like this got weeded out

shut the fuck up, people are allowed to criticize writing for being bad, go read ready player two

I think one variation on the theory holds that the sun and moon are basically spotlights 

if the success of the marvel movies means the u.s. “won the culture war” then all that means is that china has an obligation to nuke us into dust now

insidious

thank god i can skip this with no compunction

And it’s also an incomplete story without a sequel.

shut the fuck up, drink bleach

i cannot imagine the sheer agony of jumping from Empire, a movie where characters have chemistry and emotions, to Clones. like going from Metal Gear Solid 5 straight to Metal Gear.

as shitty as this movie is, i still consider it better than the two that came after. at least this movie has a podrace. revenge of the sith spends half its runtime on obi-wan hunting down a total nothing of a character, and attack of the clones does even less. 

they still upload monsters factory on their personal channel, iirc

With Werner Herzog’s Fireball: Visitors From Darker Worlds hitting Apple TV+, we’re highlighting some of the iconic director’s best documentaries.

then get off this website, jesus christ

yes, baby yoda is a nuanced and ambiguous character and you are v. mature and smart for liking him

He doesn’t seem too fun at parties. Doesn’t watch other stuff, despises Americans, jeans, burgers, Indiana Jones and whiskey. Basically, he hates me.

TERFS die TERFS die TERFS die TERFS die TERFS die TERFS die TERFS die TERFS die TERFS die TERFS die TERFS die

wait, wasn’t there a deal in black flag (or maybe origins?) where there was a dude working in Abstergo’s video game division (lol) and he never showed his face until the end of the game, when it was revealed he had the same face as somebody in the main historical part of the game, and he was either an immortal or…

i mean, he was fighting the plague by slaughtering everyone afflicted by it

lmao get btfo nerd