i’m envious. i’ve kept at it up until last year, and it’s just too much. there has been one (1) good star wars movie since Return of the Jedi, and every bit of the franchise has shit like this where we’re meant to remember and care about a robot that existed for 10 seconds in a 40-year-old movie.

and if there’s one thing that comics have taught us, it’s that characters – especially spider-man — cannot and should not ever change with the times. no sirree bob, we love our spider-men to stay exactly the same for 60 years, don’t we folks?

it’s a real shame the pokemon anime doesn’t involve the pokemon card game like yugioh did. i’d really like to hear ash say in dramatic anime voice “i play...Ball Guy! With this card, I can draw up to three Ball cards from my deck!”

WEEWOOWEEWOO THIS IS THE FUN POLICE, PLEASE STEP OUT OF YOUR VEHICLE WEEWOOWEEWOO THIS IS A POSTED NO-JOKE ZONE, HUMOR, JOKES, JAPES, LIGHT-HEARTED JIBES AND OTHER SUCH GAIETY IS PROHIBITED WEEWOOWEEWOO YOU WILL BE CHARGED WITH ONE COUNT OF POSSESSING A SENSE OF HUMOR IN A NO-JOKE ZONE, THE PENALTY FOR WHICH IS…

who’s Talib?

it’s like, why should we give a shit about zelda’s lack of confidence in the original game when we know she’s capable of murdering thousands of enemies at once? actually, when you do that kind of powercreep, why give a shit about anything?

i’m going to calmly suggest that the legend of zelda franchise as a whole is generally unconcerned with logical or consistent time travel mechanics

Unfortunately, that would almost certainly lead to a situation where players would be incentivized to avoid recruiting minority characters, because they make they game harder to play. While that would be interesting from a social commentary standpoint, it probably wouldn't be great for a AAA game to generate headlines…

So, based on these and the trailer, seems like cute little Joshua is gonna get killed by Ifrit’s dominant — probably from the country that they specifically note has no dominants — leading to a time skip where Clive (lol) gets edgy and is hunting down/capturing dominants with a band of mercenaries. The theocratic…

We cant all be studs like you who follow and remember every joke a game dev posts on social media, fucks sake

WEEWOOWEEWOO THIS IS THE FUN POLICE, PLEASE STEP OUT OF YOUR VEHICLE WEEWOOWEEWOO THIS IS A POSTED NO-JOKE ZONE, HUMOR, JOKES, JAPES, LIGHT-HEARTED JIBES AND OTHER SUCH GAIETY IS PROHIBITED WEEWOOWEEWOO YOU WILL BE CHARGED WITH ONE COUNT OF POSSESSING A SENSE OF HUMOR IN A NO-JOKE ZONE, THE PENALTY FOR WHICH IS…

You know why, quit pretending otherwise 

i dunno, maybe you could play any of the other dozens of games you no doubt own? just spitballing

b-b-b-b-b-but people told me that crunch was necessary to avoid further delays???????

is there like an uber but for jack kevorkian-type situations? i think there’s probably a great market for that

black 👏 people 👏 grift 👏 too 😍

at least one of them was a direct response to a porno tweet, so i can see why they left that one out. mostly just dirty talk about how fort bragg wants to sensually fuck some lucky ladies

yeah, nothing about the media landscape has changed since then, you’re right

not to diminish her cred, but i believe one of her staffers said on twitter that it was his rig she borrowed

shame it wasn’t a good anime or anything, but whatever