lol this is pathetic. “i’ve never played xiv so i don’t care about its music” okay great, dude, shut the fuck up

this was always the dumbest scene in a very dumb movie because it’s not like it’s completely outside the realm of possibility for clark to run in, extricate his dad, and run back to safety without getting hurt. he’s a strapping young white lad in the middle of the bible belt, everyone would just say “it’s a miracle,…

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yeah, pretty much. the first two are highly condensed versions of the first half of the series, but with a few changes to the plot here and there. those changes start piling up more in the second movie until the climax ends up going completely off the wall. because of that, the third movie is a wholly original…

do you mean you haven’t watched end of eva, or the rebuilds? either one is understandable, but end of evangelion is a work of art that’s worth checking out eventually

i know a lot of people don’t like the rebuilds, but there’s not a lot of major franchises that get the kind of money that eva does that actively try to alienate the audience like anno does, so i’ll always go to bat for them. the third movie is like dragon ball by way of yorgos lanthimos and i love it

bit rich, coming from a guy with your username

counterpoint, the most disappointing part of the season 2 finale was how it largely resolved itself with a bog-standard “good supers beat up the bad supers” climax, and the most interesting part of the whole premise was how outgunned these ordinary folks are against the supes.

i’m gonna say that flipping a shit over the concept art because miles is wearing shoes of the correct style but without the official nike logo means should be grounds for capital punishment. won’t somebody please think of the sweatshop owners?????

i’m going to also level with you again and say that nobody knows or cares what gate is.

hey, i’m gonna level with you, the lore from the actual games, as far as i can tell, is boring dogshit nobody should actually care about

lol a movie making a lady fight a generic dragon with fireswords is totally exactly the same as forgetting what kryptonite is.

Or to figure out what makes the storytelling in those games work, tbh

i feel like putting a cat in a backpack and then doing a 7200° twisting backflip off a skyscraper before pulling 20 gs on the upswing might have bad consequences for the cat

i like him so far because everybody wants to use him and nobody knows how to use him so he’s a free win online

right, because there’s sooooo much being harmed by this statement

seems like you’d be making a better game, tbh

imagine if anyone ever had jokes, not in our america, not anymore

while i do think this is a decent joke, i’m going to ask you to please explain how “barkgeoisie” is meant to be pronounced

if i wanted to watch a sociopath with a god complex jerk off to his own ego i’d watch the boys again haha easy joke