if you don’t want crystals in a final fantasy game, you may as well get rid of chocobos and summons while you’re at it

probably because they’ll release The Last of Us Part II Remastered for full price sometime next year

i know a lot of people have wanted the main series to return to high fantasy, but i’m not super into the art of this one. that said, it’s great for Squenix to announce a final fantasy game with (what I assume is) actual gameplay, so maybe this one will actually come out in my lifetime.

if the rim isn’t crushed doritos or flamin’ hot cheetos, then what’s the point

can’t wait to watch an ugly cartoon for babies to understand who half the characters in this boring show for redditors are

Part of it’s the truly bonkers number of belts he has now, when he mostly wore a normal suit in AC, but also he had this really soft-spoken, mysterious delivery in the movie that’s pretty much absent in the remake.

literally the first video game i ever played, so the soundtrack is indelibly stamped on my soul. i don’t think any video game ending will ever hit the same for me as the ending theme from this one

I rewatch this one every couple of years (usually after replaying the original game) and even though I’m cynical and assume it won’t seem as cool as I thought when I was teenager, I still get into it. I like how Cloud, after saving the world, still has a lot of normal-people problems that don’t go away just by hitting…

everyone’s covered the good stuff, so i’m just gonna cape for The Hobbit (GameCube, PS2, Xbox, probably?). Is it very much like Zelda? Not really, other than the third-person swordplay and puzzles and exploration. Was it very good? Probably not. Did I love it as much as every Zelda game as a kid? Absolutely.

having just done an all-bead run on PS4, i cannot believe i survived doing that on the Wii. you have to do a huge enemy gauntlet for one of the beads and it made my hands cramp on a normal controller, so i can’t imagine how my hands didn’t fall off swinging the remote for every damn attack

I just replayed Okami a few weeks ago and there are a few sore spots — the “dungeons” aren’t all that interesting, a lot of the brush techniques are just the same thing with different elements, some of the advanced techniques are really finicky and hard to pull off or aim, most of the enemies are palette-swapped three…

i wonder if you’re aware of just how many indie games exist in the world

If you ever mention Ashoka Tano in a post related to Rise of Skywalker again I’m going [whatever, nerd shit reference, who cares].

a challenge set before the heroes that none of them knew about and was never told to the audience. fuck you joseph campbell, the true hero’s journey is when the exact same villain shows up 30 years later so he can cackle until you hit him with a special effect

this is so boring. please devote your own brain cells to interpret fiction, rather than outsourcing it to a bunch of redditors

it’s a big sci-fi franchise for kids, and the more defensive you get when people correctly call it that, the more you prove them right.

the idea that you have to train to become a force ghost is the single most idiotic decision made by the prequels

believe it or not, most people actually own and play more than one video game

i wonder where he’ll be exclusively streaming next week

you can actually pay for sex these days, there’s no reason for you to be like this