like, you do realize that this is a fictional character, right? she didn’t pick her own outfit, you know this, yeah? a team of art designers designed her outfit from the ground up to convey specific feelings about her character

cooler than you, anyway

uh oh

mom can i have THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: BREATH OF THE WILD SEQUEL

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if you want movie critics to just say “when you have actors like tom cruise in them, you can’t lose. five bags of popcorn,” just go to io9

he literally says, throughout the entire piece, that the game is such a technological achievement that it couldn’t be achieved without the full resources of microsoft behind it

i loved the console, but the fact that there is one (1) gamecube game here is the first thing that’s really driven home to me how iffy that system’s lineup was

never watch an american superhero movie then

also, despite what crouching tiger may tell you, you’re almost certain to lose a duel if you try to leap between the tops of swaying trees

you’re 58 years old and you’re crying that Video Game Writer Man suggested that physical game copies are becoming a bit outmoded?

yeah i really cared when....those guys...died. they really had compelling characters and their sacrifice made me emotional. it was really cool that the movie didn’t end on their sacrifice but on how cool darth vader was for murdering all their comrades tho

hey, just a quick question, do you even know what a strawman is?

that was literally the only good episode in the entire season but you do you

actually, the thing that you just wrote was pretty stupid. just fucking moronic. the dumbest thing imaginable. the product of a walnut-sized brain. a baby’s first thought. a drooling clownfuck’s hot take. a shit-for-brains pile of word vomit. literally nothing indicating conscious thought. just some absolute goonfuck…

I’ve only got two platinums. The first one was Jedi: Fallen Order, which I went for because the non-story trophies were mostly just about 100%ing all the maps, and i thought the exploration in that game was pretty fun. The other one was Bloodborne, which I got like five years after buying the game and after like seven…

and he shouldn’t be. everything started falling apart not long after that green fuck showed up

is it the presidential candidate’s responsibility to generate voter enthusiasm? no! it’s the personal responsibility of kotaku bloggers!

i’m not sure you quite understand the meaning of “wife guy”

yeah, defo. related, why is everyone always getting mad at me whenever i tell the teacher that he forgot to assign homework? a lot of misguided hate and vitriol directed at me even though the teacher’s the one who assigned homework smh my head