Part of it’s the truly bonkers number of belts he has now, when he mostly wore a normal suit in AC, but also he had this really soft-spoken, mysterious delivery in the movie that’s pretty much absent in the remake.

literally the first video game i ever played, so the soundtrack is indelibly stamped on my soul. i don’t think any video game ending will ever hit the same for me as the ending theme from this one

I rewatch this one every couple of years (usually after replaying the original game) and even though I’m cynical and assume it won’t seem as cool as I thought when I was teenager, I still get into it. I like how Cloud, after saving the world, still has a lot of normal-people problems that don’t go away just by hitting…

everyone’s covered the good stuff, so i’m just gonna cape for The Hobbit (GameCube, PS2, Xbox, probably?). Is it very much like Zelda? Not really, other than the third-person swordplay and puzzles and exploration. Was it very good? Probably not. Did I love it as much as every Zelda game as a kid? Absolutely.

having just done an all-bead run on PS4, i cannot believe i survived doing that on the Wii. you have to do a huge enemy gauntlet for one of the beads and it made my hands cramp on a normal controller, so i can’t imagine how my hands didn’t fall off swinging the remote for every damn attack

I just replayed Okami a few weeks ago and there are a few sore spots — the “dungeons” aren’t all that interesting, a lot of the brush techniques are just the same thing with different elements, some of the advanced techniques are really finicky and hard to pull off or aim, most of the enemies are palette-swapped three…

i wonder if you’re aware of just how many indie games exist in the world

believe it or not, most people actually own and play more than one video game

i wonder where he’ll be exclusively streaming next week

you can actually pay for sex these days, there’s no reason for you to be like this

like, you do realize that this is a fictional character, right? she didn’t pick her own outfit, you know this, yeah? a team of art designers designed her outfit from the ground up to convey specific feelings about her character

cooler than you, anyway

uh oh

mom can i have THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: BREATH OF THE WILD SEQUEL

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if you want movie critics to just say “when you have actors like tom cruise in them, you can’t lose. five bags of popcorn,” just go to io9

he literally says, throughout the entire piece, that the game is such a technological achievement that it couldn’t be achieved without the full resources of microsoft behind it

i loved the console, but the fact that there is one (1) gamecube game here is the first thing that’s really driven home to me how iffy that system’s lineup was

never watch an american superhero movie then

also, despite what crouching tiger may tell you, you’re almost certain to lose a duel if you try to leap between the tops of swaying trees