you’re 58 years old and you’re crying that Video Game Writer Man suggested that physical game copies are becoming a bit outmoded?

yeah i really cared when....those guys...died. they really had compelling characters and their sacrifice made me emotional. it was really cool that the movie didn’t end on their sacrifice but on how cool darth vader was for murdering all their comrades tho

actually, the thing that you just wrote was pretty stupid. just fucking moronic. the dumbest thing imaginable. the product of a walnut-sized brain. a baby’s first thought. a drooling clownfuck’s hot take. a shit-for-brains pile of word vomit. literally nothing indicating conscious thought. just some absolute goonfuck…

I’ve only got two platinums. The first one was Jedi: Fallen Order, which I went for because the non-story trophies were mostly just about 100%ing all the maps, and i thought the exploration in that game was pretty fun. The other one was Bloodborne, which I got like five years after buying the game and after like seven…

and he shouldn’t be. everything started falling apart not long after that green fuck showed up

is it the presidential candidate’s responsibility to generate voter enthusiasm? no! it’s the personal responsibility of kotaku bloggers!

i’m not sure you quite understand the meaning of “wife guy”

yeah, defo. related, why is everyone always getting mad at me whenever i tell the teacher that he forgot to assign homework? a lot of misguided hate and vitriol directed at me even though the teacher’s the one who assigned homework smh my head

if you’re on default ps2 controls it should be L1, maybe? also, holy shit, that’s a long way to go without swapping party members in battle, kudos

goddamn cancer is a fuck

$10 for blinkered? in this economy? i’ll give you $4 and that’s being generous

ocarina of time remaster for the 3ds had a bunch of quality of life updates that made the water temple less of a shitshow

it’s bizarre how pretty much all the peppy teens in those marketing shots up there are extremely fucked up individuals but here they are modeling stylish streetwear. half those characters fucking hate the other half and one of them is lying about everything and wants to destroy the world

it’s 2020 and this is what you choose to get indignant about

all the ball games are weird to me. it feels like the enemy teams can punt the balls really far and consistently get air, but i’m constantly flailing at the ball just to get it to roll 10 feet in the wrong direction

maybe this will finally be the thing that makes me realize mhw is fun to play?

yeah i don’t think gita jackson, of all people, would ever imply that a game about the cold war is political

is your entire understanding of politics predicated around a single allegorical novel lmao

just give her one of your cars lmao what are you gonna do, drive two at once?

cyberpunk was announced approximately 28 years ago and everyone still cums whenever some new info trickles out about it