imagine being aware that Good Time exists and still being on the “pattinson sucks” train

i mean that sounds an awful lot like monster hunter world and everyone blasts ropes for that game

Holy shit, you actually believe that this has literally any implications for real-world personality disorders lmao. Maybe you should examine yourself and figure out why you have such an obnoxious moralistic streak

It legitimately frightens me to imagine being as pathetic as these goons in the comments who frame griefing in an online game as a moral failing

I wonder what you think the point of fall guys is

Every time I've won in fall guys, I've ruined approx. 59 people's chance of winning out of pure sociopathic nihilism

I have had an equal amount of fun losing in fall guys as I have had winning. If you only have 10 minutes of game time, maybe a battle royale isn't the best way to spend it

nah, i think bloodborne is a decent starting point just to see if you’ll like the souls games. if you can get into the flow of battle and get used to dodging and parrying, it gives you a better place to start with dark souls, since that game conditions you to rely on shields in the early game, which is a tough habit…

It might sound like we’re bemoaning the fact that there’s not one single one of these fucking games that just spells out the basic point of what you’re doing before you’re like a dozen hours in, instead obfuscating it behind a hundred layers of proper nouns and vaguely sinister voice acting.

i feel like the first 3d metroidvania game might actually be....metroid prime, actually

how do any of those things contradict the soulslike designation? 

maybe in the source material. in the games, she’s treated as a living wmd, with everyone who talks about her extremely aware of what she’s capable of. she tries to seduce zero (0) people in any of the games

bit ironic for you to whine about someone else having a schtick, eh?

absolutely pathetic take. the taste buds of a baby boy

simply incredible to read, thanks for the update

there is a “list slides” button at the very top of the article dawg

hart is also a noun spelled just the way it is

for what it’s worth, the recent Hitman games have kinda scratched the MGS itch for me, and Hitman 3 will come out for PS5 in January...

it’s pretty cool that aoc and the rest of the squad will have less speaking time at the dnc than literal republican john kasich. this party really knows how to win elections

lol deeply embarrassing