it’s pretty cool that aoc and the rest of the squad will have less speaking time at the dnc than literal republican john kasich. this party really knows how to win elections

lol deeply embarrassing 

lol imagine still caping for buttigieg in august. the dude was re-sealed in his vat of milk months ago until the next election when he can get his “eMotions” firmware updated

probably not the wisest decision for the photographer to not have biden’s hands visible at all times

do you ever get tired of screaming “russia!” at anything that doesn’t fellate you? 

your deep-seated issues with women that compelled you to make fanfic about a five-year-old girl

Honestly, i love it for just that reason. every other game, you’ll be losing 10-12 people at once, maybe you’ll get the memory game and nobody dies at all. i like how slime climb can shake that pattern and wipe out the entire field in round two. keeps people from getting complacent

haha how funny would it be if you literally killed yourself right now lol just like as a joke you understand i think it would be hysterical if you hypothetically drank a quart of bleach right now as like a bit or something haha just a little something to think about

If Rey spent her whole life waiting on Jakku for her parents to return then why’d she leave in the first place? Living alone on a desert planet for 20 years or more and being resourceful and self-reliant would also mean she probably doesn’t give a shit about the greater conflict between the First Order and the…

it’s like how in whirligig, the main threat in the beginning isn’t the revolving spokes, but the massive pile of players the spokes shove at you

I honestly thought it’s an overwatch situation where it always appears to the player that they’re on the gold team...except exactly one time i was on the blue team, so i don’t know

surely no noble western developers would stoop to such disgusting tactics

get help

not as good as these jason and friends

oh man i got that second intro once and i thought i was going insane. good to know there was a reason it happened

i believe the rope is actually attached to a lift far below, which you eventually activate to create a shortcut/loop. So, it indicates an elevator, but if they had instead used...two (2) ropes, it would probably lead to less confusion

no you weren’t

half of us are already out of work, it’s just background noise at this point

well, that’s the risk you take when you produce shows for a crowd who will rip the lewdest bits and post them for free on pornhub. maybe next time they can make something worth watching with your pants on

i saw one of these and i was like ‘haha funny that’s cute.’ then i saw there were a billion more of these and i realized they all just use extremely sloppy midis and they’re extremely boring made for boring people