why would a person wearing a “genius at work” shirt etc., etc., who cares, pick up a football

marketers are some of the worst people on the planet and the world would be universally better off if they were all jettisoned into the sun.

lmao, why would medieval padme be holding a sword and not dying of consumption at the old age of 23

I was super worried when i started playing that there was no way manually sheathe/draw your sword. It’s like the coolest thing in samurai movies to dramatically wipe the blood off and sheathe your sword, and you can’t do that on your own? and then, to have it be implemented by drawing your finger across the trackpad…

i’m sure nobody will intentionally butcher nagoriyuki’s name for a racist joke, not in the famously level-headed fgc

why’d they bother, considering they constantly cave to their opposing party on everything?

why does the democratic party even exist, goddamn

shut the fuck up

oh dude i bet some other forum is fucking fuming, i can just imagine what they’re saying right now i bet they’re hopping mad

zelda’s been moving into fanservice tier slowly but steadily during the last few games, most explicitly in botw. as the one guy said, you have the extremely jubbly great fairies, you have zelda and paya both wearing extremely tight pants and then bending over for the camera, you have mipha, who is technically nude all…

i think somebody should kill kylie jenner

this movie’s dope. i’m not sure if it tops the raid, given how clean that movie’s plot is, but it certainly matches it in intensity.

wow i thought this would just be about how moon stance sucks, but i guess i really need to keep playing this game huh

‘kill jeff bezos’ would be a good first step

there really is nothing about the clone wars that isn’t clearly written by and for 13-year-old boys 

ho hum another person who believes art can be objectively good or bad 

the thing about L3-37 makes han actually seem like a legitimate sociopath in this movie. he sees lando get genuinely worked up about her death, and then he uploads her consciousness into the falcon so that she is a fundamental part of the ship...and then, at the end of the movie, cons the ship away from lando and…

i’ve literally never seen a single second of content from redlettermedia and i don’t intend to start. however, i can say with confidence that i was more entertained by The Room than i have been with 22 out of 23 marvel movies. i don’t mind the existence of bad art, in fact i think the world is the better for bad art…

I mean, if you care about movies as an art form, are you going to watch a bunch of marvel movies that were made in a factory or are you going to watch something that hasn't had all its personality sanded off?

yeah, i guess you meant a bunch of virgins were upset that game lady have muscles