yeah they probably recorded this video literally today

do melee tourneys use dolphin these days? i honestly have no idea

does this in any way obviate the need for 20-year-old tube tvs?

man, check out the comments on that one. a full half of them are just begging winona ryder to fuck them, and another good third of them are all “that mel gibson! what a card!”

Curse of the Moon is the actually fun Bloodstained game, so I’m pretty excited about this. Hope the soundtrack has as many bangers as the OG.

yeah, no problem, glad you appreciated it

The Dark Knight is the third-highest rated movie of all time on IMDB. Like, The Dark Knight is a fine movie, but the third-best movie in the history of the art form? Not by the longest of shots

i feel like i see this take a lot, where people wanted there to be a time skip between 1 and 2, and it really seems like people only want that because they don’t want to deal with a superpowered baby.

imagine looking at these stills and calling their style “ultra-realism”

you do get to kill the klan in new colossus if you go back to that place for side missions, but the side missions in that game are not very fun otherwise so it is a bummer they weren’t killable in the main story.

You see, at first Mr. Tamales referred back to a previous Kotaku article about some pokemon characters as an evident critique of a former writer’s thoughts on their design. I responded with a sardonic rejoinder that said critique sucked ass and was overblown, whereupon the young Mr. Atole remarked that my username is…

and i’m here to tell you that that’s stupid and overdramatic. everyone’s just saying “ExpECtatIOn’S sUBveRTeD” without any further elaboration and acting like an unsatisfying story is the ultimate betrayal that destroys everything about the first game.

Enjoy your subvertions because oh boy you will need it.

hyrule warriors itself isn’t worth the price of a full game

if it makes clowns like you mad, it must be pretty good. sorry there were too many gays for your pp to get hard

christ all the termites coming in here to whine about how the game refusing to give a happy or noble ending to its characters is some sort of objective betrayal of The Gamer’s Contract or some shit. watch a single movie that doesn’t have a merchandising tie-in, art doesn’t solely exist to give you everything you want…

will do, sir, please jam the business end of a Dewalt 20V MAX XR Brushless/Cordless 3-Speed Hammer Drill into your eye socket

the videogame equivalent of The Last Jedi

jesus christ man get a grip. i think it’s stupid to get your bits in a twist over someone making fun of a fictional character’s design and therefore i’m a white supremacist? find a way to clear out the ant colony in your brain, goddamn

i hope this game never comes out