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i think fictionally bullying fictional characters is cool and good, sorry if that offends you?

god i’m glad people remember when a writer jokingly suggested bullying a wacky-looking character and everyone on this site lost their goddamned minds and demanded a written apology for advocating bullying. thank god we’ll all be able to look back at that and realize that was a fucking insane overreaction and feel a

i guess if acknowledging that comparing a modern AAA game to a nearly 30-year-old game made for weaker technology than the phone in my pocket is stupid makes me a sap, then a sap i am

wow do you remember when a game made in 1993 with extremely primitive graphics could have a lot of content, it sucks that ea won’t release a game with only wireframe models like we all want

actually, the empire would definitely do that. they would deploy 30 star destroyers and only two fighters, while the rebels would mobilize 80,000 medical frigates and three x-wings.

I legitimately do not understand how anybody doesn’t jam needles into their ears whenever you talk to them, holy fuck. All those words and all you actually said was “you’re wrong and also smelly”.

i thought i told you to kill yourself rather than make a dipshit comment like this again

literally kill yourself before writing anything this moronic again

😭😭😭😭😭😭 the bad writers want depictions of police to not vacuously ignore systemic faults within real-world police forces i’m fucking shaking this is a violation of my constitutional right to drink swill without ever engaging a single brain cell 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

why do bootlickers always talk like this, it’s always “oh perchance you did not understand my query? does my educated vocabulary befuddle your inchoate vernacular? the underlying assumption is that cop dick is delectable; perchance you may have any evidence to challenge that assumption?”

probably also that the younger cast feel more integrally tied to harry potter and jk rowling than the older cast. everyone thinks of daniel radcliffe as harry potter, for obvious reasons, but emma thompson or michael gambon have had lengthy careers not portraying rowling’s characters, so they might not necessarily see

shut the fuck up, nerd

try reading the article before commenting next time you illiterate dipshit

“A Spider-Man sequel should reckon with the fact that police would treat Miles Morales differently from Peter Parker.”

This is interesting, in that, while I think I would also find this game somewhat distasteful, there are so few AAA games that actively seek to alienate and beat down the player these days that I think this game might be valuable in that regard alone. Even if I think the game is disgusting and overwhelming, there are

hey, if the cat died and has been sci-fied into a form that allows it to continue to be a cat friend, who are we to complain

idk dude if i’m gonna go with my kid to see a movie i’m gonna be more inclined to see one that’s fun for both of us

my hot take is that the 2018 spider-man game was not very good and i don’t believe its sequel will be very good either