why do you want to see a movie based on your favorite game series? you’ve already experienced it in its ideal form, removing the interactivity only makes it a lesser experience, like on an inherent level.

For the second point, “ai” can mean “love” in japanese.

No, i love the tiled overworld, too. I just think it’s weird that the dungeon tiles are bigger than the overworld tiles.

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can’t wait for the lovable CIA officer to beg chris pratt to come out of retirement to please assassinate a depraved and bestial south american warlord who has the vile temerity to nationalize his country’s lithium mines and not allow american enterprise to pillage the entire global south with impunity. you know, if…

Still not as good as the Oracles games though.

comic books didn’t make $36.9 billion last year. video games did. the industry is already as legitimized as it can be. getting to point at a shitty adaptation of one that removes all of the things that makes games meaningful, like, as a medium, and saying “see, this has an important actress, take me seriously” is…

video games aren’t lent more legitimacy by being made into movies

i’m gonna level with you, crisis core isn’t that good. combat-wise, it’s fun, and the stuff that directly ties into the OG, like Zack’s final stand, is nice. the soundtrack’s really good at times. but the majority of the writing is pretty piss, and revolves around there being a bunch of other characters who do the…

i mean, they did eventually keep the original japanese tracks for type-0's ps4 release, which was itself literally a remaster of a psp game. of course, that took them something like five years to do, and the game was pretty garbo, so, you know, ups and downs

Yaddle sucks ass. Looks like an even uglier Dark Crystal puppet, if you can imagine such a thing. Just added to the movie to make the lorebois cum

keep on keeping on

I liked the arsenal, except toward the end, when it goes for like a solid minute between any of the attacks that expose its weak points.

in fairness, it can’t be all that much worse than demon slayer

she’s not ever a good person, actually

hoo boy

it seems as though it implies that the Technicolor Boss Ghosts you fight at the end of the remake are the three forgettable proto-sephiroths that are the bad guys in advent children, which i hadn’t considered before and seems really dumb. it could make sense, though, since the enemy scanner says they’re from the…

Hell, you don’t even know who the final bosses are unless you’ve watched a 15 year old CG movie and read/purchased its corresponding Ultimania guide.

I’ve been thinking an H. R. Giger-inspired soulslike would be cool for years now. I now realize I was mistaken, and what I really wanted was an H. R. Giger-inspired bloodbornelike.

love to live in the library of babel, very exciting times