Yeah she did so well in 2016

Bernie Sanders, aka “I drive Uber to offset my Social Security shortage despite being a millionaire because nothing says socialist like a bank account full of money.”

you know what, i think i’m actually starting to look forward to death these days

literally the first time in history anyone has been pleased by the appearance of that twerp

i mean, is it incorrect? if you participate in any part of the child porn pipeline, you are incentivizing the production of more of it

the fact that i expect better attempts at comedy from the morons in this comment section is verifiable proof that i am a chinese person, v. correct

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I’m just not sure how well Junji Ito translates into motion. I feel that as animation, the nastiest parts of Uzumaki are going to lose their punch. Like, we see animated characters contort their bodies into spirals all the time, so I feel, possibly irrationally, that it’ll seem less upsetting and shocking than it does…

Absolutely wild. I remember when the first barrier skip was discovered, it was like they killed their white whale. And now there’s, what, three different ways to do that now? Maybe more? It’s funny that the run-ender isn’t the giant force field but the 15 feet between the top of ganon’s tower and the final boss door.

i think i’ll just read uzumaki again if i want spooky spirals mixed with body horror

god i can’t bear to imagine the secondhand embarrassment i’d feel seeing buttgeeg on a debate stage with trump. trump’s accused the dnc of every kind of spinelessness under the sun and the guy we put up to counter that is some pasty hall monitor who probably buys throw pillows with hamilton lyrics on them? the only…

ho ho, very droll and clever, he is a pooh bear, congrats on freeing hong kong

Super Paper Mario was good tho

Capcom, but yeah it seems unlikely.

I love seeing glitch runs, but when a game reaches this point, where you’re sub-10 minutes and the optimal run is now a set of increasingly arcane and inscrutable actions to manipulate the game into running the credits, I can’t work up as much enthusiasm. I think the runners are geniuses and I’ll still watch their…

here’s the thing: yes, this is an obvious reaction to baby yoda, to make some focus-tested “cute” mascot to cynically attract attention, but baby yoda is the product of the exact same process. they are no different in any way that matters, they’re both symptoms of a creative process that is out of ideas. i’m not…

lmfao acting like bey’s net worth is somehow relevant to the greater movement. like her money somehow empowers everyone kneeling. push comes to shove, she will pay the cops to shoot as many black people as it takes to keep herself comfortable. all her money means is that she deserves to die in a ditch

lmao look at this loser who’s never had his dick sucked fuckin embarrassing

I’m not saying elon musk should be killed, i’m just saying the world would be a demonstrably better place were he not alive