#justiceforhan finally wins out

i’ve updated my time-travel to-do list to include killing george lucas before ever making star wars, because the shit this dumbfuck franchise has done to communal discourse is insufferable holy shit

bolton trying out some new poses acting like nobody will get the reference

trailers aren’t movies, dipshit

Uh, the straight white man who wants to vicariously experience war is also the man who decries “walking simulators” as pretentious sjw bullshit that’s not even a video game and it was probably made by women so that’s bad. If you’re going to predicate all your movie reviews on weird stereotypes of the men who like…

“haha you must be sexually active what a loser”

People loved it when it came out because it was shiny and new. It also allowed six people to rock up to defend the point as Torbjorn in quickplay, which was funny at first, but quickly became untenable for casual players. If they hadn’t changed that, I think a lot more people would have fallen off since then, and I…

kill your children

whoa there are synonyms for savage way to systematically dismantle the article’s premise what an intellectual powerhouse you are

well, next time try to have opinions anyone could possibly care about

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is this a bit? it’s funny enough to be on snl dude

imagine still going on about tide pods in this, the year of our lord two thousand and twenty

I’m guessing this is probably just a basic trademark renewal, but man it would be cool if they made a sequel or rereleased the best dang kirby game out there

not to attack the metaphor instead of the argument, but a reference in a term paper isn’t making an opinion your own, necessarily. i’ve used references to outdated studies to illustrate what was once believed about one thing or another. i wasn’t citing the study because i endorsed its findings, i was citing it to show…

literally all she did was share an article tho? one that was written years ago by somebody else?

I dunno if it’s the most, but in The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, there’s a moment where you have to raid an abandoned village that’s taken over by goblins and it’s this bizarre spaghetti western homage where you’re shooting archers on balconies and diving through windows and stuff. When I was a kid I would…

Okay, now I haven’t finished all of it, but after a pretty bad season 2, the show Psycho-pass — another cyberpunk show that takes a lot of inspiration from GitS — has been hitting homers for the past couple of years and it looks fine. Meanwhile, a brand as pedigreed as GitS has been stuck with crap like the…

also correct

shitty things can be influential too