This opening crawl sucks ass, but if it had been in the final movie, then the movie would have been less popular and would have become the weird, lovable, semi-forgotten cult movie it was meant to be

From what I understand of the show’s fans, as long as they get the jiggle physics right when the protagonist gropes an unconscious woman, they’ll still watch it.

Of course dragonball fans are going to like it. They already aren’t exactly known for having particularly high standards, because if they were they wouldn’t be dragonball fans.

based on nothing at all, i’m gonna say it was john riccitiello, former EA president and current Unity CEO. all i know about him is he was sued for sexual misconduct and also that Suda 51 hates him so much he’s the bad guy in the most recent no more heroes game

Dammmmn, that’s a hot launch, but not as hot as the Sri Lankan sweatshops where it was manufactured by underpaid laborers! We stan a 👑👑👑queen👑👑👑!!!

Everyone loves the “why male models” line, and for good reason, but for some reason I crack up at David Duchovny’s delivery immediately before.

yes, but think! all these fire emblems are taking up roster space that could go to a second game and watch character!

also, they aren’t allowed to have any personality whatsoever

overdose on barbiturates, please

i’m actually glad byleth is just a straightforward character who hits people and that’s it. no gimmicky meters to manage, no moves that make you invincible, no special inputs. i’m tired of the dlc characters needing a whole manual to figure out how their gimmicks work. it’s refreshing to have a character who’s not…

that last one would be incredible, but almost certainly too much to ask for.

well, they have six more chances to maybe add a new fucking zelda character for the first time since melee. i doubt they’ll be able to release a new fire emblem within that time, so there’s some hope

i don’t give a rat’s ass about the franchise, but how are there so many indistinguishable versions of megaman and why are they all mii costumes

wow, that means....literally nothing? how many people does trump talk highly about who want nothing to do with him?

fucked up that all these bernie supporters want the candidate they support to win

“I’ve got nothing against Rose, I just reflexively recoil anytime anyone suggests giving her any screentime.”

fuckin libs, i swear to god

fucked up that sanders is trying to win a presidential primary campaign, dude

It’s not about highly educated people being bad. It’s about targeting highly educated people to the exclusion of other groups.