wow did aliens really rip off jojo’s bizarre adventure like that smh my head

i agree that it could definitely have been intentional choice if it were balanced properly. maybe have enemies at key crossroads respawn without resting, after a certain amount of time passes, or if you put too much distance between them. but that’s the only place where i noticed it happening. at one point i bumbled…

good thing this is a website for grown-ups who can handle nuance oh wait oh no fuck

there’s a point on zeffo where a very fundamental rule of the game gets bugged. enemies shouldn’t respawn until you meditate or leave the area, but there’s a place where there’s five or six troopers at a significant crossroads and, after i’ve slaughtered them, they’ve immediately respawned as soon as i rounded a…

thanks for the input have a nice day

i’m sorry, is this a website for stupid babies in the first stage of their moral development, who can’t tell the difference between right and wrong, or fiction and reality? my bad, i thought, based on the wide range of games coverage and swears they use, that it’s a site for adults who know better and understand that…

i absolutely don’t agree with such a moronic and childish premise, people’s achievements and sacrifices are cheapened and rendered bittersweet by the passage of time all the time; our greatest myths are about heroes who failed or were succeeded by their younger, better progeny. King arthur was killed by his own son…

uh-oh, looks like you’re being an idiot on the internet! somebody should have warned you before you posted that this attitude is absolutely demented and impossible to apply consistently! whoopsie! somebody really should have told you that, if you wanted your “don’t even jokingly endorse bad behavior in video games”…

you seem like a nerd, and i think grinding you into the dust and humiliating you would be pretty funny actually, so i think the article is fine

no

because they look like a fuckin clown lmao

this is so stupid. so, so, fucking stupid. this is no different from anime fans declaring one woman the best waifu and calling the rest absolute trash. every single person who played the most recent fire emblem did the exact same thing with that cast of characters. it’s an exaggerated reaction to interesting character…

it’s almost like every frame in animation is considered in service of the story and its characters, not necessarily to be a perfect simulacrum of a successful and not-awkward personal interaction

This immediately undermines the Hippocratic Oath for Sequels: “first do no harm”.

nah, the mandalorian is bad, too. just lone wolf and cub, but with a main character who literally cannot emote and a puppet baby with three facial expressions. but at least it shows you things you’ve seen before, like Robo-Tallhead, and the X-Shaped-Planes, and the Hooded Guys in the Desert Bus, and Comfortingly…

the eu blows ass, actually. really love to fight luuke skywalker, and han solo’s evil twin, and blue alien guy who’s a perfect sherlock genius, and luke’s big tiddy goth gf, and spend an entire book on the Planet of Sexy Witches to figure out if leia will marry han or some other fuckboi. 

This is still the best star wars movie, because it is completely divorced from all the rest of the canon. If you squint while you watch it you can imagine anything you want that came before and since. Even ESB, the second-best star war, is still beholden to the previous movie and setting up the next movie, and…

They’re helpful for portion control, I’ve found. You have four or five pieces and, even though that’s only equivalent to, like, two ordinary slices, you feel on some psychological level that you’re close to the limit of decency. It’s harder to justify eating 15 slices of anything to yourself, I guess.

I can’t erase the feeling that they’re projecting male sexual desire onto this “Asian woman” figure under the ruse of “representing” Korea.

The only EB story I remember with any clarity is one that hinged on the fact that “bookkeeper” has three consecutive double-letter sets. For some reason, that piece of trivia was one of the questions in some sort of quiz a bunch of kids took in the hopes of winning prizes, but when the grand prize (something like a…