never been in an embassy, so no, not really lmao

i am american, yes. i’d maybe be less blasé if i felt, as an iranian does, unsafe and insecure in my country. if i felt that iran was likely to invade america, destroy its government and leave a power vacuum to be filled by radical terrorist cells — after killing, raping, torturing and kidnapping hundreds of thousands…

hope they got some of ‘em, honestly. if we’re going to have this pointless war anyway, may as well make the evil empire hurt as much as possible

they all have policies identical to the house republicans, so that makes sense

imagine a man of aoc’s age making the exact same comment she did

man, these boomer memes about how aoc is an airheaded dipshit are really changing my mind about her

yeah, she did. they were wrong to support hillary back then and you’re wrong for still worshipping her now. 

yeah sure sounds good i don’t know what you thought you were doing here

“abloohoobloo the elected representative doesn’t understand that she’s not the queen this is what passes for discourse here abloohoohoo”

i wanted to vote for hillary, i really did, but some of her fans were meanies to me so i took my vote and went home

are you interpreting an interview as a serious policy proposal? do you honestly think AOC is calling for an immediate balkanization of the DNC?

yeah, if you’re already having trouble winning with the big tent of voters, the ideal strategy is certainly to double down and fight extra hard to get the least inspiring, most milquetoast politics to become the centerpiece of the party. can’t imagine why anybody would have a problem with that strategy.

have you literally seen no other movies?

literally every time anyone mentions avatar, somebody has to loudly say “ugh, avatar? who even cares about avatar these days?”— to which, i posit, somebody clearly does, given that this conversation has happened at least once a month since the movie came out.

If your metric on whether a decision is "good" or not begins and ends with "did it generate exposure?" then maybe your metric is also bad

“Oh wow, you’re not going to buy, uhhhh...Wattam?....for being on Epic? Wow, I bet that’s a huge sacrifice for you.”

I don’t know that it takes the weight out of Cap’s moment, but it might take the weight out of whatever Jane’s moment will look like

i thought it was physically impossible to be as dumb as you

Judging by his clear disdain for explaining every conceivable bit of backstory in TLJ, as well as his pretty terrific grasp of genre and how stories work, I would guess that, if Knives Out 2: Knives Outer has a Blanc backstory (Blancstory), it will be a producer decision, not a Johnson decision.

kill yourself and everyone around you