here from a decade in the future to tell you that you were an embarrassing little skidmark in 2010 and i hope you look back on this comment with chagrin

plz point me to one of those interesting stories in the mandalorian, because from what i gathered from eight episodes was just the most basic story threads that could have been taken from any sci-fi serial but with a comforting sheen of Star Wars Tat. Just shitty Lone Wolf and Cub but with the Cool Space Armor and…

I usually don’t bother with drive-thrus (they’re almost always slower than ordering inside anyway), but i was pressed for time the other day and went through the McD’s drive-thru and I realized that, by exposing the fries to the fresh air by picking up the order, and again when transferring them from the car to my…

hi, i’m here from a decade in the future to tell you that this was a deeply embarrassing thing to write and you should still feel shame about it

completely fabricated events that never happened

uh, excuse me, mr. gargasmell, sir, but i couldn’t help but notice that you called someone a fucking loser, when it would appear, based on your comment, that you are the one who is a fucking loser lmao get owned

it’s because war is bad, chief. we’ll all be worse off when we’re living in a smoldering crater

If you want the same movies you had in your childhood, and never want to see the things you grew up with challenge you or evolve, that’s fine, you’re allowed. I just think that makes you a fundamentally boring person.

oh, that’s what this was! gotta say, it didn’t read like a simple request for sex workers to be addressed respectfully to me. it looked more to me like you thought the entire review was unfairly trashing this movie because McLevy used the wrong word, but at least it’s clear where we all stand now.

hard to imagine a more fucking worthless hill to die on than the one you’ve chosen here, chief

no, if you’re clicking on this article, it’s because the word “vibrator” is prominently featured

okay

okay, so the above article by Alex McLevy is actually a movie review, so when you don’t believe it’s a fair critique of the subject, you are actually saying something about the movie.

this is why it never made sense for the clone wars to have the clones be used by the winning side. it would have made more sense (and be more interesting) if the clone wars were actually a galaxy-wide insurrection of cloned slave labor that the republic/empire put down. that way the heroes can be involved in a…

so, you don’t trust McLevy’s critique of this movie because he didn’t use the right term? You think the movie about murdering sex workers is being treated unfairly?

Nearly all the trailers for Death Stranding seized my attention like little else I can think of. Admittedly, nearly all of them were unedited cutscenes taken straight from the game, but the bizarre imagery and music and the refusal to clarify what the game was for literal years was terrific. Wish more games did that.

Ah so if it was a movie lingering over the lurid, fetishistic murders of a bunch of sex workers then it would be.....what, feminist? 

You tuned in specifically for Marketable Puppet? Maybe star wars fans actually deserve all the disappointments they've had over the years.

The lowest of all possible bars, but yes, it did barely manage to clear it.

I was super stoked to see nearly all the mandalorians dead after the last episode. here’s hoping mr. gideon can finally wipe out that child-soldier-rearing cult once and for all.