The reason people think this show “works” is because fans of the franchise want to live in some sort of eternal arcadia where nothing ever changes and they never have to look at anything unfamiliar. This is fundamentally no different from the failings of the sequel trilogy, except at least one third of that series…

I never liked the “Empire Did Nothing Wrong” crowd, but I guess they are 2-0 on exterminating obviously evil cults that kidnap children and make them unquestioning child soldiers, so maybe they’re cool. Too bad Moff Gideon wasn’t able to kill the most boring character in star wars tho 

it’s resonated with star wars fans because star wars fans are a bunch of babies who only like things they’ve seen before and think “cool guy in space mask” is just as rad as a character concept now in their adulthood as it was when they were seven years old playing with a kenner action figure

this is false, but when the most he has to act against is gina carano and nick nolte in pig makeup, i can see why you’d think so

There are only like three ponchos in the game that don’t look like shit, it’s insane. I don’t know why they’re all made out of the same material as cold compresses, and I don’t know why they all have such dumpy square lines. Star wars isn’t exactly haute fashion, but they could have done something interesting.

kinda wonder how a column like this can exist without constantly dunking on those fucked-up inbreds 

but in the Soviet Union, the best way to gain funding was to demonstrate a new technology’s use in battle

Most of the time, the keywords "sonic" and "baby" would generate wholly different results

hey, just wanted to say this seems like a weird non-sequitur. maybe you meant to post it on the root or jezebel? i feel like the comment sections there would greatly appreciate your takes

which other world-famous sex offenders are making videos in character as a famous television role defending their innocence?

I thought Craig seemed to be having a ball in ‘Logan Lucky’ a few years ago, which not coincidentally also featured an absurd southern accent from the guy

dude are you forgiving and forgetting all the atrocities ea has done? that’s pretty un-gamer of you, you really should be constantly vigilant so that the bad game company doesn’t do a lootbox in the future, which is the moral equivalent of, at least, extraordinary rendition

i hear ea is looking into a content delivery system that transports large numbers of people efficiently to labor camps and gas chambers during world war ii

and also: deeply troubled man Kylo Ren is in charge of the first order; what the hell is he going to do?

i feel like i’m going insane, because i remember liking stantler as a kid because he just looked like a cool noble deer type thing. i certainly don’t remember his poofy cheeks, like he just had his wisdom teeth removed, which i definitely would have hated as a kid. did his design change between gen 2 and now, or did…

it says game in the title i don’t know what you want

how fucking DARE anybody even conceive of talking about my geraldo show without having written at least 10 articles on the witcher wiki this is a fucking outrage

that’s one reason why i’ve never played the games (well, game singular, i was probably never going to play the first two). everyone kept jerking off gerry as being some sort of fantastic video game character and every clip i saw of him was just this edgy growler

i fucking hate that i understand this reference. i’m going back to college to study neuroscience and memory so i can figure out which part of my brain i should burn out with a piece of red-hot wire so i can stop understanding these references

imagine defending the honor of fucking aquaman