Much as I love Michael B. Jordan, no one is going to pay ninety-five American dollars for this white T-shirt with a picture of the three leads from Naruto on it.

Lol, the Soviets put a woman in space in ‘63, two whole decades before the U.S. did, but sure Apple, tell us how much more woke America would be in this dystopian nightmare timeline where somebody beat us to the moon.

The “failure” of Zelda 2 is a pretty big bummer. I don’t think that game was perfect, or even all that good, and I much prefer the style of game that Zelda adopted afterward with A Link to the Past. But it would be fascinating to see how the Zelda 2 style could have evolved if it had become the template for future…

Everyone is demanding that RBG continue to work after a billion surgeries and cancer diagnoses but Bernie gets one little stent and he’s a decrepit husk

yeah, the implications of the wider DC universe must make diagnosing mental patients a real hassle. “okay, he says he’s forced to burn people alive because of aliens that live in his head, so i guess we’ll have to schedule an appointment with doctor fate to see if there actually are aliens in his head.”

hell yeah. cars are bad, they’re killing the planet and they make cities unlivable. hope all the manufacturers go bust

I wish I never had to, but sometimes the Quickplay gods don’t respect my preferred ruleset

Tracer as playable fighter, Pharah/Mercy as an unbearable duo assist trophy that’s basically impossible to kill.

Poison Ivy (at least, in the limited Batman media I’ve consumed) seems to have her whole “I’m more than human, all humans are beneath me, I’m really a plant and the plants speak through me” schtick, which could be seen as a mental illness or delusion if the shrinks didn’t believe her. Of course, the shrinks probably…

It’s super wack that the last we see of Jason is a half-second shot of him shooting at Scarecrow to let Batman free and that’s it. There’s absolutely zero closure with the character. We didn’t need a tearful reconciliation between Bruce and Jason or anything, but they could have found a place to squeeze a two-second…

i literally said i’m having fun i don’t understand your question

ooh, good seinfeld bit, well done

It took him six years after getting paid $100k to file a lawsuit, which seems like he paced himself fairly well. If it were me, I’d have spent it all in less than a year, which means I would have to file the suit within the period required statute of limitations. I suppose there’s a lesson there about the value of…

i like how you use the same comment to point out how the people making this gesture are primarily excited to make money off of gunn, while also deriding some unrelated bugbear of yours for making a wholly imagined complaint that the people making this gesture are a corporation.   

i mean, you seem to be an expert in tedious pissiness, so be the change you want to see, etc.

wow it must suck to buy a product and realize it wasn’t good. i bought an orange vanilla coke the other day and it turns out those taste like fuck, so that was a blatant money grab by the coca-cola corporation

yeah, this could just be another case of connor “the butter is too cold” roy being an overdramatic perfectionist

I’m seeing double! Eight Ellens DeGeneres!

connor seems to think it’s getting a preponderance of bad buzz, which is probably either because it’s shitty or all the critics are getting overwhelmed with sand mites.

wild, i never knew that P.T. was the infamous “playable teaser” for Silent Hills