I think I bought my little sister some of the early Bad Machinery books at that age and they seemed to be a hit. 

cops suck, but i’m not going to praise martha stewart for keeping a few of her bougie pals from being locked up for a spell. more millionaires in prison, not fewer

I mean, that’s sound logic if the only reason you tune into the show is to see Waystar Royco run like a Swiss watch

literally how FUCKING dare anybody criticize the last of the last, literally the only good video game EVER made, ANYBODY who says ANYTHING bad about it will be TRIED FOR WAR CRIMES AT THE HAGUE

Headset? On

I remember before I played it, I had heard some derision about the game’s ending, like “lol it’s called Link’s Awakening because he wakes up in the end and it was all just a dream.” I thought that sounded extremely dumb, but I still wanted to play a new Zelda game (new for me, not new in real life, this was probably…

I’ve always really liked the concept of Dissidia, but all of the games have consistently frustrated me on a mechanical level. I hate games that are ostensibly action games, but where a single button press can effortlessly trigger a multi-hit combo, I hate games where there’s literally nothing you can do to escape…

wow the rocky structure of the planet isn’t literally at its melting point you sure owned the author of this article well done how about you celebrate by eating razor blades

i especially love how they inspired a whole new generation of dweebs with no real insights to confuse hours-long nitpick rants with actual critique

it’s just a casino on a planet. there are casinos on this planet, guess that makes earth a casino planet

wtf i hate easy modes now

they liked a thing that i didn’t like! they must be ((((((((((((((SHILLS))))))))))))))!!!

overdose on krokodil plz

i think that might have something to do with australia’s concentration camps, dawg

i assumed it was just because there was a very public suicide at the waystar building so they made a show of adding extra suicide prevention infrastructure for image reasons

if iran did it, they’re fucking heroes. anyone who reduces the amount of available oil in the world is better than all of us

when you get to be as rich as jeff bezos, you stop having genuine interests or passions. let’s not pretend he’s funding this because he really wants to explore the history of numenor while dreaming up new dystopian ways to abuse workers’ rights. 

you: haha the asians mix up the L’s and R’s! this is the height of comedy, and anyone who says otherwise is a pussybaby

regardless of artistic or progressive or whatever other non-financial metric, it’s really not in Netflix’s best interest to make it.

hi i’m from the dark future of 2019 and anyone who thought the big scene from this episode was good is an idiot