could be worse, they could be a sanctimonious fuck

nothing about you is interesting

this is an extremely bad bit. i would strongly recommend workshopping your jokes a lot more so they don’t rely solely on shock humor.

yeah it’s fuckin dumb. also, where did hollywood get this idea that a serial killer can kill you in your dreams? dreams are just random firings of neurons that pull images from your subconscious, they can’t kill you, that’s just not a thing. i hope that summary i read of nightmare on elm street was being flippant in…

video game webcomics have never been good, huh

uh, i do

luv too be a normal healthy fan

oh dear, now the movie’s inexplicably cultish fanbase is gonna come flocking here

Jason Sudeikis—a solid contender for the title of America’s Dad once Tom Hanks abdicates his throne

nah, it’s good. the only problem is that it’s too long for where it stands in the movie. if the whole movie was building to the podrace as the action climax instead of the gungan battle/droid control ship things, it would have been better

Games don’t cause shootings tho

I've always felt sort of cheated by this movie. I never saw it until after college, but it was so striking to me even then that I wonder if, had I seen it as a child, I would be doing something completely different with my life now.

He committed suicide by shooting himself in the back seven times, nothing unusual 

Creepypasta fucking sucks, man

lmao

i support your proposal of paying professional athletes nothing and then paying soldiers slightly more than that. soldiers should make like a dollar a year, i’m glad you agree with me on this

the word “epic” literally means anything these days, huh

once again, i wish i could love anything half as much as tim rogers loves the sound of his voice

You know, having well thought out critiques of a game isn’t the same thing as being ranty or unpleasant.

O fuck you gottem