Another comment that will save me from life imprisonment when my lawyers present it during my trial in the Hague for gamer genocide.

Excited to see how the Gamers prove you right

luv too prove i know nothing about critique to Own The Libs

Dude, don't you have a child to disown for getting a B- or something?

who are all these clown-ass fucks who just show up, frothing with rage, whenever Da Boiz gets any kind of critique?

who the hell even are you? is this your first day alive? do you even know what satire is? what about grades?

just so you know, i’m adding this comment to my folder of evidence that will exonerate me when i’m tried at the Hague for gamer genocide

wow, uh i thought you were a gamer? back in my day, i got called every name under the sun in mw2 and i didn’t get offended. now gamers (more like snowflakes, amirite?) are clutching their pearls because a developer made jokes in an announcement? can’t take the heat, stay out of the kitchen lmao

Snake as he’s meant to be played (in the early games, anyway) tends to rely on close-range takedowns that don’t raise alarms, which means a lot of chokeholds or silenced tranquilizers to the head. Snake as a grappler-type fighter probably wouldn’t feel too out of character, but you could probably add some enhanced move…

personally, i’d prefer it if the snake oil, pie-in-the-sky schemes that are obviously unworkable from the start leave their creators in a state where they are less likely to attempt similar endeavors in the future, but i guess it’s good that doesn’t apply to billionaires

i mean, if i gave a shit what people like you thought, i’d have a pretty unsuccessful business

how fucking dare you imply that we would ever call ourselves “gamers”. why would we ever associate ourselves in such a way with trash like you?

fucking lol

sure sounds good to me

and he’s insufferable enough on his own

yikeadoozers, dude, i hope the guy didn’t hurt you with his game of thrones gif.

christ, dude get a life

To all F&F producers reading this: I hereby volunteer myself to serve as a permanent new member of The Family who can get beat up all the time to prove the bad guys are serious. Just pay me like $50 a scene or whatever.

man these final fantasy expansions keep getting better and better

It Sure Is Tough To Be A Titanfall Fan Right Now