That’s right, everyone: your incidental hydration needs are preventing you from saving up for a retirement you’ll never actually have.

sure, that actually sounds delightful. after all, as you say, the originals are still there

you can’t trap zuckerberg in the data center, that’s where he comes from. he’ll just abandon his physical form and return to the data stream.

Yah it's too bad really. I wish there was a way to play ff7 as it was originally imagined, as a turn-based game, but there's no way for anyone to do that anymore. Very tragic

lol i’m sorry i offended you, you enormous child

he saw the hammer budge in AoU, but that doesn’t necessarily mean Cap knew he was worthy the whole time and intentionally failed to lift it. And wouldn’t Thor have asked Cap at some point “hey, level with me: were you fucking with me or could you lift that hammer?” And if Cap lied in his answer, I feel like that would…

this is v. dumb. cap’s a nice guy, but i can’t imagine he’s so gentle with everyone that he would tread on eggshells to avoid potentially making a gloating, pompous Thor maybe look like a booger during a drinking game. like, if there’s any time to one-up your friends by meeting and passing their challenge, it’s during…

what if we put every met gala guest through a meat grinder

no but “lamenting that equal rights were given to minorities and saying that it ‘ruined america as a free society’” is a pretty good summary.

so are you an actual nazi or just some virgin larper?

why are you lying?

oh wow i was at that barbecue too! I was really struck by one lady and her boyfriend being absolute cunts, wonder who they were

the books are not the show. you may have noticed that fairly recently when the show’s writing started getting extremely shitty.

hell yeah r-rated cuts for kids’ stuff so you can feel like you haven’t outgrown your childhood.

For example, Reynolds’ fart and pee jokes did make it into the final film. While that’s tame by Reynolds’ Deadpool standards, his humor does provide an edge to the family-friendly film.

i’ve never read a stupider comment, congrats

it’s healthier for the cows

it’s honestly an improvement on his original design

Spoiler culture is super out of hand if things like this are happening, but on the plus side it saved us from a lot of hacky jokes about “Starks dying” last weekend so, you know, silver linings