an objectively better word

mercy’s old ult was very bad and every day it goes unreverted only makes me stronger

if he’s still committed to his “retire after 10 movies” bit, wouldn’t this be his last one? 

I would rather my taxes go to some kid’s fine arts degree than propping up a collapsing bank or blowing up an Iraqi wedding.

see, this is why people are making fun of you. you’re taking an incredibly brief narrative convenience implemented to simply get the action started and acting like its equivalent to the wretched pacing, writing, themes and tone of Batman/Superman. it’s an incredibly stupid take and people like to point and laugh at…

this is almost exactly like a millennial/gen Z person complaining about their job and then some boomer comes out and says “you think your job is hard? what about THE TROOPS?”

“A family affair, with Scott.” Hope and Hank and Janet are family, with Scott.

“literally everyone is telling me i’m an idiot missing the point, that must mean i’m right!”

lol yeah, people not wanting to engage with you bitching a fit over a fictional rat in a fictional movie is literally no different from the far right, you tell ‘em killer

you’d think so, but every time the sound guy hit the anvil with the hammer it would knock down the marvel title card

i’m not sexist i love ellen ripley because she got in her underwear at the end. no i can’t think of any other female action leads.

It’s too bad that this poignant scene happens in the midst of a collection of tired stereotypes of gamers: fat, lazy, surrounded by chip bags.

i call for an end to pewdiepie

Given how much Dany loves her Dothraki, you’d think she’d pull him aside and tell him that no, honey, sending our cavalry into unfamiliar territory in the dead of night into a horde of zombos with no self-preservation instinct is actually not a wise decision, but I guess strategy isn’t her thing either.

I haven’t done the math, but by my count literally every piece of marketing material for the show has included the phrase “Winter is Coming” which is just a pithy way of saying “the army of the dead is coming and when they do the iron throne won’t be worth dick”. So even if that’s not what the show is about, it’s…

lol who the fuck is daniel and who gives a shit about him

uh, i’m pretty sure her “neither should you” line was about how an avenger probably shouldn’t be off ruthlessly murdering low-level yakuza, but go off i guess?

Man, my theater was packed and nobody did anything remotely like that and I gotta tell you, I’m pretty grateful for that.

Hulk was literally the boss killer in two (2) Avengers movies already. The last thing we needed was the movie going “hey, that hulk guy sure is stronger than everyone else” like it’s a novelty

you just KNOW those tiny references to “him” are gonna turn into “her” in the international versions