A bad movie is a bad movie no matter how long it’s been

I haven’t seen anything of this show since Tywin bought it, but if Dany is consistently as smug and useless as she was when she went “DRAGONS EAT WHATEVER THEY WANT” then I’m super pleased they’re setting her up to lose as hard as possible.

i can’t believe it’s been 10 years and people still think ripping on avatar is a fresh take and not a sign of an extremely boring person. got any good zingers about how twilight is bad too?

oh dude like have you ever thought about how avatar’s just pocahontas like its just pocahontas with blue people have you ever thought about how it’s just dances with wolves like dude have you ever realized it should just be called dances with smurfs like dude

that’s why the clone wars should have had the cloners be on the opposite side of the war, so when the republic/empire beat them, cloning would be outlawed and that whole thing would make sense.

HOW 👏 ABOUT 👏 THEM 👏 NARDS 👏 THO 👏

what is it about miserable cunts in this comment section who have their own petty grudges against individual writers on this site and can’t keep themselves from bringing them up in every possible article? if you think barsanti is a bore, what does that make the pathetic tapeworm who brings up their pointless vendetta…

I assumed they were made by Kumazaki throwing a dart at the Wheel of Gimmicks, landing on one — like “Robot” or “4 players” — and plugging them into an algorithm that produces uninspiring levels and redundant copy abilities.

what about your nards though?

wow, uh, i think you’re in the wrong article. we’re talking about star wars? the series where the most iconic villain of maybe all time gets three whole movies to set up why he fell to the dark side and how he eventually gets redeemed? i dunno what series you’re talking about where sympathetic villains are…

it sure is cool that we’ve figured out a system whereby no politician can acknowledge the failings of our ruling politicians because ThAT wOUlD bE hYPoCriTIcAL. guess we just gotta either accept politicians being grossly self-serving or, i guess, abandon the illusion of democracy entirely and break out the…

there’s so many people who say they “don’t get” coulrophobia but none of them have taken up my offer to have their dick and balls shredded by a feral clown with a nail bat so clearly they do “get it”

the thing i don’t get is that steam fucking sucks. i consider it a good interaction with steam when i have to look at it as little as possible. a second launcher may be inconvenient, but to have such slavering devotion to a pretty lousy storefront/launcher is mindboggling.

empty is baba

it’s an odd choice because Toriyama is adored by international anime fans.

It’s baffling to me that anyone ever called Cleganebowl a “theory” or whatever. It’s telegraphed in the books from the very start and as much as people like to pretend the series subverts the whole fantasy genre, it very much answers to narrative convention.

what if grimes just...stopped?

gamer genocide NOW

it’d be pretty cool if any of the last four main Kirby games were distinguishable in literally any way

yeah it’s fuckin DISCUSTING that a company doesn’t want to incur the baseless frothing anger of a bunch of armchair businessmen for whom installing a new launcher is literally the fourth reich what a bunch of pr phonies they are i’m vomiting all over the place at the thought