what a brave brave boy you are

AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

oh dear, the kids fortunate enough to be taken to this movie are going to be utterly derailed by a character named Adelina Fortnight

sounds like you want a worthless trophy for beating a video game because it’s arbitrarily hard

the only group of people worthy of genocide are from software stans

an easy mode isn’t going to take your game away, clownfuck. you can still jerk yourself off for beating it on truehard difficulty level or whatever

i mean, barack’s popularity is irrelevant because he is a) not an elected politician right now and II: is legally barred from being president again, but go off i guess

this is the dumbest fucking response

imagine defending elon musk

oh no he’s criticising space boy’s meme song, he’s literally fox news!

the competitive smash scene is full of pissbabies with sticks in their asses.

haha yes, this is the jezebel content i come here for, 10 sanctimonious corrective paragraphs responding to a snarky article, hook it to my fucking veins

uh, exCUSE me hon, but the fact that you’re saying this proves that you’re the victim of internalized misogyny and you’re still under the thumb of an abusive husband who puts down your interests.

Yes, yes, yes, avatar had no “cultural impact,” whatever the fuck that means, we get it.

this is the stupidest fucking thing i’ve ever read

this is one of the worst franchises in existence

it means you should show us your penis if you’re not a coward

lol yongyea’s such a dipshit imagine taking anything he says seriously, all he does is mine reddit circlejerks and recycle actual news articles (without credit, mind) for views

i guess

man, imagine an economic system where money earned by hard-working americans was seized by a minority of people who do less work and produce less, but feel entitled to the fruits of others’ labor. that would be fuckin unconscionable