Surly opened up, like an honest-to-god compound. It's this giant brewery/restaurant north of the University in this weird undeveloped limbo between Minneapolis and St. Paul that makes it feel like it's at the edge of town. They have a massive grassy courtyard in back ind it's really a pretty amazing space. I'm not a…

Seriously, we could watch Trump stage a military coup and Williams is all gushy, quoting, " I see your flag hanging from the marble arch, but love ain't some kind of victory march"

Leonard Cohen: Everybody's favorite scribe of nationalist war anthems.

They'd be able to get the season down to eight episodes from ten if they'd just pare that elevator scene down to one episode.

That's because he wouldn't bother with headstones.

It's one of the most well-constructed conundrums of the show. Patty and Selma are usually factually correct and sometimes even ethically correct. It's only due to their cruelty, pettiness and spite that you don't just instantly side with them in every conflict. Homer has the benefit of the doubt, being the…

But if we were, it would have to be at least 700 feet tall, attractive from the American side, and difficult to cut through with incisive and well-developed opinions!

It's like whenever Patty, Selma and Homer fight on the Simpsons. Each one is so morally blinkered and unpleasant, you can't root for anyone.

I read other reviews of Rebels where the review frantically exclaims how this episode (or others) changes! Canon! Forever! and I just want to say thanks for sticking with the strengths and weaknesses of the storytelling and not on the repercussions for a completely made-up valuation system of truthfulness applied to a…

Hank Hill wasn't certain if he was going to vote for Bush after discovering his handshake was weak and ineffectual, so I wouldn't be so certain about his support for Trump. I think Pontifex has it right. Hank would totally vote for McMullin.

His efforts in protecting the sanctity of the Aryan supremacy despite his half-Iranian / half-Hungarian ancestry will certainly be noted and appreciated by the careful and nuanced thinkers of the American White Nationalist movement.

This looks amazing and I'm super looking forward to it. That said, I would have been incredibly happy if the trailer were just the fight scene stopping at "Academy award winner Charlize Theron".

No, seriously, get them. Feds are cutting funding to school's English curriculum.

…Of course. Forgive me… Now if you'll excuse me, I must go eat another can of soup. My tin levels are low.

I use a lot of hand sanitizer because in my line of work, I shake a lot of hands and I worry about getting sick.
And since I'm a Republican lawmaker, my method of shaking hands involves sliding the other person's arm into my greedy, writhing, all-consuming gullet, meaning I have to drink the stuff for it to have any…

That's what he paid them to do. It's how he celebrates!

"I'm just a nothing cabinet appointee who would love to commit massive perjury like that."

Yeah, I was really guarded about my fetish for years as well until I realized no one gives a shit about my sex life (except the person who's supposed to give a shit about my sex life). I don't advertise it, because again, no one cares, but I don't shy away from it if it comes up in conversation.

Even knowing that Google Images is essentially a repository of every imaginable cartoon or video game character enacting fetishes, I can say I was still a bit surprised to see illustrations of both the Medic from Team Fortress 2 and a Lego Ninjago character peeing themselves. The one artist did a fairly decent job of…

That and preserving 125 million acres of American territory aquatic spaces were the only morally neutral and good, respectively, thing he ever did in office.