Also, credit where credit's due; the guy dodged hurled shoes like a goddamned champ.

Because he's got a lot of nerve trying to cut off refugees from seven nations of rich culinary history when he is obviously in dire need of their help.

Why do you think their music was so angry?

Liquor stores aren't even open on Sunday here.

This Is Just To Say

My takeaway was all the contractors were there to put a door into a wall that had already been built, but the editing does obscure that idea.

The happy and employed contractors were installing the door along the wall.

My brother first introduced me to Snyder's Honey-Mustard bites as we were coming down off of mushrooms, and I have never been more ecstatic about a snack food in my entire life. I love them dearly, but rarely let myself have them, because I just feel they must be horrible for my body, even beyond the conventional…

First they came for Chess King and I did nothing for I did not shop at Chess King…

Nobody wants to be Harry.

Harry would be so pleased to be able to pay a prostitute with an iPhone card reader.

They have to wait for progressives to come up with a new term to appropriate.

I watched her Special Special Special expecting to die, because putting on a comedy show for just your parents seems like the most intense, raw and cringe-inducing thing you could imagine, and I wilt under cringe-humor.
But it was really sweet and really enjoyable. She had just enough of a crew in her house (sound guy,…

I think they were trying for the detached irony that is the sole form of communication for many college students until they get older and restrict it to mostly the comment threads of pop culture websites.

Also, if in Bay View, dinner at Three Brothers Serbian restaurant and At Random for drinks. Both those places encapsulate what I find most charming in Milwaukee.

I'll take the Riverwest hipsters over the Riverwest muggers any day.

Plus the climax of the Blues Brothers was filmed on the Hoan Bridge before it was completed. So while most of the car destruction took place in Chicago, it was Milwaukee that ultimately took out those Illinois Nazis.

In fairness, when I lived in Milwaukee I did go to a birthday party where the centerpiece was destroying an old clunker in the lot behind the guy's studio space.

Thank you for those items that you sent me. The comical bear and the fish boomerang.

A Sunday morning school trip to a Muppet movie? This is some sort of Montessori thing, isn't it?