Sim City: Off the Grid

I really enjoyed the riff on the "Now You See Me"-style omniscient puppet master magician with the meat-fart note.
That was magic and not tragic at all.

But it's dancing kryptonite!

Hooray! You like it! I can now offer my love unconditionally.

Shovel Knight. I want to play the shit out of that game. …Shovel the shit? I dunno. But it looks rad.

And what are your thoughts on the game?

I will be enjoying some Tearaway after a brief hiatus being bored-compulsive with Rogue Legacy.
Tearaway is so good, It actually upsets me that the only two people on this green earth who have Vita's are me and an eccentric millionaire who uses his for shoes.
I hope this game gets ported to every single possible medium…

"I'm not afraid (of you)!"

Looks like DoubleFine pulled a massive grift. Tim Schafer took all that sweet Kickstarter money and left nothing but an abandoned office front and a Chibi-Robo video.

Yesterday nearly ruined me. Our car didn't start and had to be pushed to a garage, our pipes needed constant attention to prevent freezing, creepy twins kept extolling my daughter to "come play with them", a man in a dog costume was fellating a tuxedoed gentleman in our upstairs bedroom and my typewriter was only…

It's a great example of how the message of the song can be manipulated just by the performer's vocal style.
While the message is plaintive, regardless, Gabriel's delivery is passionate and confident. Bon Iver's is more uncertain and needing.
Both are wonderful, but I think maybe I identify with the neediness more than…

Seriously. This person may be exploring uncharted waters with their fetish, but they're not going to a place where the laws of physics no longer apply.
When is punching a pregnant woman in the gut ever beneficial? Doing so in the context of a BDSM session doesn't impart some sort of mystical field of sexual intent that…

Yeah, my mom just felt so bad for you that you spent the weekend alone at the Coach fan marathon you spent so much time setting up in the cafeteria, she thought best to let you know you should keep it to yourself.

Tearaway for the Vita, which is the most delightful, joy inducing game I've played in years. The highest compliment I can give it is that it positively Jim Henson-esque in it's celebration of and faith in creativity. It is the game you would put into the hands of the coal-hearted business man to make him feel again…

I did it for you. I need your affirmation, dad. …I mean Stak.

Freelance illustration vs. student loans is a very unfair match-up. Might as well pit a young Cassius Clay against Grandma Moses.
In boxing, that is. Not rendering folksy slice of life Americana.

The shadowy corners of the world are littered with the broken bodies of those who thought to blackmail Teti for fashion-forward, irreverent outerwear. Be careful with this game you're playing.

Awesome! Good job, Al!
*Hand-fart guy solo*

How about a tasteful black and white photo of an abandoned and decaying swing set in the still, frozen winter?

Whatever, @tomandlu:disqus and @paraclete_pizza:disqus. With your reasons and logic. All I'm saying is if your handheld can't act as a prop in a Senor Wences skit, it's no good.