All the more disappointing because the commercial was lauded as a scientifically accurate inflatable turkey gag.
To the layman, perhaps.

I'm sorry to tell you that Turkey has recently revealed a whole new interface and commenting system.

"What the Nikey turkey ad fails to acknowledge is that it doesn’t matter how big that turkey gets; size won’t help it “feed this crowd.” It’s going to pop the second someone sticks a knife into it."
Yeah, the four-minute addendum to that satirical commercial that explained the physics of volume-displacement and psi…

Well, it is Gerardi's show now. Maybe he always hated Soupy and is grateful he no longer has to be in professional competition against a cat.
Don't be surprised if Teti announces Soupy as the new features editor, however.

Weekend Prompt is like tolerable jazz, a few opening beats that you can scat-doodly-dat in whatever direction you want to go. Your first answer is a great one.
The God of War series has always had a world deserving of a much more interesting protagonist than it has.

It's nothin' but ladies at the Mafia household. All moon blood and micro-analysis of other peoples reactions to social dynamics.
This is where I come to talk about sock garters and self-igniting wheellock pistols and wood grains and other such masculine matters.
More than one woman makes me antsy and feel as though I…

Sadly, I think she decided to up and split on hearing news of the reintegration.
I just hope wherever she is, she's happy. And plotting deaths.

Yeah, I feel mentioning it would just sound like an appeal to my vanity, but always did dig on that little cat drawing, which is more than I can say for most things I do.

*Deep breath* Okay! Let's see how this goes!

Girard being in Keyboard Geniuses is my rock during these tumultuous times.

The analogy holds as long as it's a sedentary, complaining Batman and not a dynamic, getting-things-done Batman.

:(

Murder a wealthy dowager, buy compelling handhelds and accompanying games, secret them in body when sentenced to prison.

Oh, man. There are times I've felt like the Vita was something I purchased from the back of a comic book, somewhere right between the x-ray specs and dollar bill maker -all promise and no delivery.
But this game really, really seems like some serious wish fulfillment for me. If this and Gravity Rush are the only two…

So this is the kind of spambot that I least understand. The comment history of others like this always have a few links, but not always.
I like the idea of content farming other comments in an effort to build up a presence and some goodwill before dropping the spam links.
"Well, Cathy's always been pretty funny and…

Why am I so fat?!

I was planning on picking that up, but I'm pretty disappointed it doesn't support saves from the previous version.
I have no idea if it's difficult to integrate, but given the addition of new game + is one of the major incentives to get a copy, I don't want to have to replay the game again, just to unlock another…

It definitely has a going to a new school in a bigger city vibe. Which is kind of ridiculous to say, since it's not as though I wasn't also commenting on the A.V. Club before, during and after Gameological solo.
But yeah, I agree. A fresh infusion of new commentors is good, and I just hope all the good-will of…

Good luck with the job hunt. You're a super-braniac, so I'm sure opportunities will be forthcoming.
Just remember to keep the talk of dissonant ludo-narratives in early-millennial FPS's to yourself.

I'm watching you set it up right now. The Kinect is awesome.