Besides the financial aspect, for me it's an issue of finite space. I'm not so enamored of console design that I either want, or have space for, multiple plastic bricks and their attendant wires clogging my living room like tech cholesterol.
I'd honestly be more interested in upgrading if I could just port me entire…

Just like pie.

Yeah, but 500,000 of those orders are from Sony's mom's co-workers. She brought the catalog in and left it on the break room table, next to a note scribbled in Sharpie:
"Yup! It's that time again! Let Sharon know how many units you want! ;)"

The books are essentially Highlander, but with an entire continent.

He is happy to see me! He's got that banana he's been meaning to give me!

I like your auto-correct error, because I like thinking we live in a world where Cumberbatch being frequently harassed by primates is a possibility.

The movie will actually be free in theaters, but the protagonist dies about a third of the way in and it's twenty bucks to bring him back to life for the rest of the film.
The character development pack is an optional $4.99.

Yeah, but that's the inherent contradiction of a presidential candidate. They are required to be a down-home, salt-of-the-earth, regular fellah just like you or me who also doesn't share any of our behaviors or resemble us in any actual way.

That's beautiful. Those two have fought for and earned the right to be two of New York's greatest weirdo royalty. No small feat, given the competition.

Uncle Ump's Umpty candy from Judge Dredd. The candy was so good, people would become addicted to it, even though there wasn't a single narcotic ingredient. It was just so well made, even the robots used to analyze the stuff became addicted.
But since there were no illegal ingredients, it couldn't technically be…

This looks rad. And the presence of Robert Redford really helps sell the Three Days of the Condor-style post-Watergate paranoid thriller vibe the trailer evokes.
Good job, Marvel movies, on making me interested in characters I never gave a second thought to in their comic iterations. Even if Cap's outfit does kinda…

I'd hug you, but I'm too slippery with grease.
Also, dollars to donuts we're both white as the new-driven snow, and therefore, our hug would accomplish nothing.

Extra points for the nonchalant foray into casual racism. What with using welfare for rims and Medicade for prescription fried chicken.
Never let the fact that Caucasians are effectively tied with African Americans in percentage of welfare recipients get in the way of a good, self-righteous nonsense tirade.

We shouldn't do that. They'll get all mildewy.

I wonder if they're given a Mad Libs list of trending topics that they have to successfully mash together into a scare story. It's an inter-office contest.
"You've got zombies, Obamacare and as always, your free word is Socialism. Let's see what you put together".

Just like how the Mahjong and kimono fad of the twenties slowly turned everyone into Mahjong tiles and kimonos and the hula hoop craze of the fifties turned everyone into hulah hoops.
How insidious.

I was asking what the concept for the arc was, not when it was going to happen. As supported by the "never going to be realized" part of my comment.
Don't hasten to be a jerk at the expense of reading.

They actually have a trilogy mapped out? That'd be rad. What was the arc?
The arc to this awesome prospect that will never be realized.

Certainly, that's a common enough scenario, and one I'd give more weight to if it weren't for the making out with wife while husband's sleeping detail.
Maybe they have an arrangement, and at least on their end, it's just fine, but from this one-sided, second hand account, the whole house sounds like the setting for…

And further, to let her know that they spent the night complaining about what an insensitive person she was. That serves no purpose other than maximizing the dickishness.
Christ, that guy and his whole circle of friends come off like a pack of sociopaths.