The idea of any of the post-Black Flag ACs even being in contention for best AC is bizarre to me. Black Flag, 2, Brotherhood are all leagues above the Ubisoft big-map-checkathons that came later.

My main tip would be to turn up the difficulty. I absolutely blasted my way through the game on normal, dying maybe once or twice and only then when messing around really. It’s a really good introductory roguelite in its more casual approach, but if you’re used to the genre you’re going to want to make it harder I…

“cum” is actually currect there, to show dual purpose.

Could have easily predicted where this was going before opening the article, there’s been numerous negative-spin articles on Game Pass over the last few months - to a genuinely noticeable degree that there wasn’t in the past. 

It’s basically identical. 

I think you’re vastly overestimating the wider impact that the queer podcasts or queer campaigns have. DnD has had a massive resurgence thanks to Stranger Things more than anything else, so of course it’s going to try to appeal to as wide an audience as possible. Not that it shouldn’t contain queer rep of course - but…

Take a day off. 

You must realise how nonsensical it is to suggest that any game that pulls from a setting must reckon with the entire history of said setting. 

Being so desperate to one-up the author that you couldn’t be bothered reading the same *sentence*?

Great films play with tonal and genre shifts constantly. Parasite - which I’m sure everyone is familiar with - plays with genre like it’s nothing and it’s one of the (many) reasons the film is brilliant. There’s no reason the game - which was clearly from the start taking place in a dystopian city with robots, and…

The game is selling like absolute crazy and is a smash hit. Maybe some people want different things than you eh? I absolutely love games that descend more and more into horror, and tonal/genre shifts.

Weird article to post this on because this is clearly a very legitimate reason to complain?

What did Game Pass do to you? Honestly. Every single article I see you post on it is clearly written with a negative slant in mind. Even this which is unequivocally good news.

You could read the article. 

What a weird, weird take. Some of the best multiplayer games of all time have no customisation to speak of.

They’re coming out with a TLOU multiplayer specific title, probably don’t want to cannibalise the sales.

Incredibly funny, bud.

He can say what he wants - but he can also expect to be mocked for it if what he says is fucking ridiculous (which it is). That’s sort of how free speech works.

Kotaku is literally the least likely gaming site out there to have a Peterson-favoured audience.

Is it the word ‘exclusive’ or ‘aren’t’ that you’re struggling with?