“Don’t go in there, that door hasn’t been opened in 60 years, the room is completely empty and we save money just keeping it closed & keeping the lights off”

I’d rather have this ‘83 400i from the same dealership for only $28.5k. I don’t know how much a manual swap and a tune up costs but it’s certainly less than than the $30k price difference. Not to mention this needs way less work.

These were $24,000 back in 2008

I dunno man, that looks like it’s based on the tried but true Wheels-N-Track system Hasbro perfected back in the 80s...

Somebody needs to step up their fake tank game.

Good lord I’ll never understand the metric system. :(

Life when so much simpler when you could just drain your blood from yourself, separate the red blood cells with a centrifuge, have your team carry it around in a cooler on dry ice while hiding it from officials, and then give yourself a transfusion of your own blood before a race.

Considering that these people thought side-mounted flamethrowers as an anti-carjacking defense was a keen idea, this is actually less alarming than it should be.

Learning from the best, apparently.

I feel the need: the need for weed!

pffft. I can do that!

A picture of the official.

And by the end of the season it’ll be:

You say that like it’s a bad thing.

Yamaha YXZ: ~1000cc 3 cylinder with a 5 speed manual.

Crack alert!

Yeah but that motor vehicle was cool!

With a name like, Dick Johnson a man could be anything he wanted. It just fits so many different professions that most of us just aren’t qualified for:

I’ll make sure it always has the proper oil capacity.