Possible Cyborg
Oct 5

Okay but I’m pretty sure Jerry Falwell Jr. had a similar arrangement with his wife, and we saw how that all turned out. Read more

Aug 1 2019

This is the best Dirt Bag in ages (as much for who’s in it as for who isn’t). Thanks, Joannie.

May 31 2019

I mean, it’s definitly racist to call us Eskimos, so maybe instead you could use what we call ourselves? Inuit, Yupik, Inupiaq, Supiaq? (Also, if you don’t know which group name you should use, then you don’t know which group you’re talking about, and you shouldn’t use us as a joke for an article about cum). Read more

May 27 2019

Here to say A) Yes, good. Burnout is real. And B) Thanks for the work you do, Lauren and all the Jez crew... your work makes our work more bearable. Wishing you some nice paid time off and a minimum 10% raise this coming fiscal year!

May 16 2019

Oh my fucking god, Drew! I’m so sorry that you went through that and I’m so fucking happy you’re alive! To share I went through something milder than that last year. I had 3-4 episodes where I was shaking badly. One time when I was going to work and it was so bad I couldn’t put the lid on my coffee; a stranger had to Read more

May 15 2019

Nicely written by an extrovert. Some of us introverts are not dbags, actually. And do not see Uber and Lyft drivers as peasant slaves as you believe we do. Some of us just want a nice quiet ride without the anxiety of forced small talk with complete strangers. The ONLY thing I miss about the old school cabbies (for Read more

May 3 2019

Vampire Weekend’s discography is the official soundtrack of gentrification  

Apr 19 2019

Subject (and strange choice of target for scorn) aside, this isn’t even an article. There’s no through line, no theory, no point you ever get to. It’s just a collection of quotes from people with no underlying theme to hold it together. What was your conclusion after listening to all these interviews and podcasts? Read more