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Okay but I’m pretty sure Jerry Falwell Jr. had a similar arrangement with his wife, and we saw how that all turned out. Read more

sorry for being a date late to the discussion but: Read more

Exactly! The only influencers I’d care about would be super rich people who don’t need freebies.

Josh: I feel robbed of the opportunity to love this place as much as you do.

I missed this when it originally came out. Thanks to Drew’s Twitter for linking to it! Read more

This is the best Dirt Bag in ages (as much for who’s in it as for who isn’t). Thanks, Joannie.

Spectacular huh? I figured it was more like Amazing.

So glad the wife and I never had kids. What have you done to make the world a better place? Read more

Alternative name: Tel Afib

I mean, it’s definitly racist to call us Eskimos, so maybe instead you could use what we call ourselves? Inuit, Yupik, Inupiaq, Supiaq? (Also, if you don’t know which group name you should use, then you don’t know which group you’re talking about, and you shouldn’t use us as a joke for an article about cum). Read more

Here to say A) Yes, good. Burnout is real. And B) Thanks for the work you do, Lauren and all the Jez crew... your work makes our work more bearable. Wishing you some nice paid time off and a minimum 10% raise this coming fiscal year!

But just as I prefer tall men who absolutely do not like me.. Read more

Oh my fucking god, Drew! I’m so sorry that you went through that and I’m so fucking happy you’re alive! To share I went through something milder than that last year. I had 3-4 episodes where I was shaking badly. One time when I was going to work and it was so bad I couldn’t put the lid on my coffee; a stranger had to… Read more

Nicely written by an extrovert. Some of us introverts are not dbags, actually. And do not see Uber and Lyft drivers as peasant slaves as you believe we do. Some of us just want a nice quiet ride without the anxiety of forced small talk with complete strangers. The ONLY thing I miss about the old school cabbies (for… Read more

Vampire Weekend’s discography is the official soundtrack of gentrification  

“Who here smokes?” he asks. “Come on, raise your hand.” Read more

Subject (and strange choice of target for scorn) aside, this isn’t even an article. There’s no through line, no theory, no point you ever get to. It’s just a collection of quotes from people with no underlying theme to hold it together. What was your conclusion after listening to all these interviews and podcasts?… Read more