Possible Cyborg's discussions

Ugh! This is tired and uninspired. Let Rebecca Fischbein write everything.

Oh wow, dirt bag is fun again!

While I agree with you, I do take issue with the fact that this was introduced as a premium product. And the fact that the drivers don’t get a quiet button. Introverts should not be required to afford Uber black to have a quiet ride. I would much appreciate a service that matches drivers to rider with similar… Read more

“Anna Wintour saw Meghan Markle wearing pants, so she bought pants.”

She is like my spirit animal.

Bezos vs. AMI is one of those fights where it’s hard to know who to root for. Read more

LMAO. I’m going to think of this each time I see or hear Gwyneth Paltrow.
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Wow Megan, you seem to be in a mood today!

Oh that’s wonderful news. Congratulations, Bobby!
So glad to read you again. I’ve missed starting my day with your dirt bag entries.

Oh WOW! I can definitely say you are the funniest writer on this site. Please cover dirt bag each morning. I need a dose of Harron covering celebrities with my toast and self-loathing.

My mom used to save up for months to buy me nice things that would last a while and not go kaputt in a week. I have the same habit now. All the designer wear I have has come from saving and saving and saving for birthdays or christmas so I can have something nice that will save me money down the line.
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