That one should be preserved for gentle daily driving though, not fiddled with or getting beat on for track purposes.

If only we could harness tiny explosions to propel the vehicle, too! Nah, that’s probably too wild of an idea for the near future.

This was more depressing than when I first learned the MASH theme had lyrics.

I am a fast walker in general, and slow walkers really get my goat.

The Kinja editor:

To resolve this, I think Elon Musk should settle out of court and change his name to Peter File.

Yep, now is the worst time to try and be a little guy house flipper. Not only do you have these HGTV shows making it look like anyone can do it, corporate investors with their piles of cash are in on the game.

These seminars are like the drug dealers of real estate — “first one’s always free.” I did attend one many years ago just out of curiosity, and based on that experience and what I’ve heard from others, the game plan is always the same. You will learn absolutely nothing in that initial free seminar, but that’s because…

I’d say that maybe he’s dumbing down his performance because he just really didn’t want to be up there and was playing that way out of spite, except if you look at a lot of his live performances done in middle age and on up, he’s often playing watered down muzak versions of his former guitar glory.

Jesus, could Clapton sound more boring in that Albert Hall rendition of White Room? Sounds out of tune too.

I dunno, it seems like a primitive, ancestral version of the Pontiac Aztec, which was infamously hailed as ugly as sin, but in this era of the crossover, who’s laughing now? That’s right, the rusting Aztecs.

I simply still am not understanding why you did not accept the dealer’s first attempt and insist that they do it right.

Oddly enough the best shaving advice I got was from a history professor. I don’t remember why he even brought it up, but he did one day. He mentioned hot water for one, and second, to leave the shaving cream on your face for a while before getting into the actual shaving. For me, letting the cream do its thing on my…

Wouldn’t be surprised if someone did clear silicone caulk as well.  I think someone should do a straight-faced YouTube ‘mod’ video on that and see who takes it seriously.