Adam Sandler is a duck! Or a dog! Whatever, fuck you!

"HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE ADAM SANDLER SINCE BIG DADDY. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL…

Hey, Battleship looks awesome, I don't give a shit what anyone says. I mean, it's not like it's a Michael Bay flick or something. I mean, it's like Michael Bay, but it's not.

8=============D~

Oh, don't get me wrong, I wasn't particularly moved by Brokeback, but I'd take it over Crash any day. Crash was bullshit. Any racially pandering liberal guilt-fest like that deserves to be buried.

I dunno, it seemed like a "damned if you do, damned if you don't" moment. If Crash wins over Brokeback Mountain, the Academy is homophobic. If Brokeback Mountain wins over Crash, the Academy is racist.

Shut the fuck up, Donny! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!

Well, I had all the buttons, but I did it while having 8 kids and asking if there were any gardening jobs available in a stereotypical accent. Maybe that's what did it.

Scarier than the ones that do?

Nobody expects the Spanish-American War!

There are two similar, yet distinct definitions of "pretentious": 1)  "Marked by an unwarranted claim to importance or distinction.", and 2)  "Ostentatious; intended to impress others."

I'll check it out. Sure hope it's better than that Bangkok Dangerous, which was WACK AS FUCK.

The last time I tried that, my easily-offended liberal white friends got their panties in a bunch, thinking I was making fun of Mexicans. Of course, my Mexican friends didn't give a shit.

I had the same reaction. Usually the notification system fails miserably, like when an article includes a sentence such as, "In conclusion, this episode of Glee was terrible. Fuck it, I'm gonna go watch The Shield."

There just can't be enough Crash hate.

But I don't even believe in Jebus!

No comment on his ass, but GOGGINS = OWNAGE. I wish I could get my hair to look like his, too. It'd add a full two inches to my height.

*Slinks away quietly*

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You, sir, are a mouthful.